Infamous last words...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

see...thats what you get for horsing around!!!!

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ROTFLMAO

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

see...thats what you get for horsing around!!!!

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ROTFLMAO

[phee]

"Brenda said this was safe.... "

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"C'mon...we all know how accurate the internet is..."

[jadnifer]

NO! Not that lever!

(working on a car) (putting antifreeze in a mountain dew bottle)

No way! You really did not just take a drink of that, did u?

***True story-girl lived to tell about it******

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"You know sweetie...that knife in your hand and psychotic look in your eyes really makes me HOT!"

[n0Mad]

"The kitchen is flooded with ankle deep water, I can't find my shoes, and now this damn toaster won't give me my bagel. Where's my fork?"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Chicken breast are supposed to be green...duh.."

[slingerlandstyx]

"HOOPER! MORE THROTTLE!"

If anyone catches the reference on this one, I'm buying them a drink. It's from my favorite movie when I was four.

[Hellion]

:devil "Kill em all,Let God Sort em out"From an action thriller movie called,Out For Justice.

[Slept with ghost]

heh dont forget kurt cobains last words

Man i am so high ill bet i could live through anything

hand me that shotgun and ill prove it

[Homicidalheathen]

Deeper!

Okay, that was in bad taste. But so is this board.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Deeper!

Okay, that was in bad taste.  But so is this board.

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Hey...I made this thread...you saying I have poor taste?

"You have poor taste" lmao jk jk

[Ash Sangre]

"HOOPER!  MORE THROTTLE!"

If anyone catches the reference on this one, I'm buying them a drink.  It's from my favorite movie when I was four.

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"JAWS"

. 1975 BAby. Richard Dryfus. HEHEHE, now u can buy me a drink!!!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Buy me a drink"

[pharoh]

Heres one:

"So it's drop the grenade and throw the pin right?"

[Hellion]

:devil Stay away!!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"That first step is a doosie"

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

"Whats this green stuff in my sandwich? Its really good..."

"I didn't do it!"

"Is it supposed to look like that?"

"He made me do it!"

"No I didnt have sex with him it was only oral...."

"Wow that stuff made me feel funny. What did you give me again?"

"Wow that was some great sex. Whats your name again??"

"It's alright! My wife is at home, she'll never find out!"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Hey...I know what time it is now...I found a clock...00:05...no wait...now it's 00:04...wait...it's 00:03..."

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

"Hey...I know what time it is now...I found a clock...00:05...no wait...now it's 00:04...wait...it's 00:03..."

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LMFAO!!!! Nice clock

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

LMFAO!!!!  Nice clock

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Isn't it? It's pretty with red lights....

[n0Mad]

Isn't it? It's pretty with red lights....

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Ah, the famous RDR. I want one.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"I WANT THAT...GIMME!!!"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Naw..don't be silly...garbage compactors only work on garbage..."