Infamous last words...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"WOOOOOO...light a match!!!"

[pomba gira]

I'm too lazy to make up any so here'ssome real ones... from cockpit flight recorders.

actually some of these are much funnier than anything I could come up with.

My favorites: "Actually, these conditions don't look very good at all, do they?"

"No need for that, we are okay, no problem, no problem."

"Mountains!!!"

"What? There's what? Some hills, isn't there?"

[pharoh]

*Snapping of the glove*

You might feel alittle pressure

[Hellion]

*Snapping of the glove*

You might feel alittle pressure

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Fuck the world"

"See you in Hell"

[slingerlandstyx]

*Snapping of the glove*

You might feel alittle pressure

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

.....Ummm, yeah.....

[slingerlandstyx]

"JAWS"

. 1975 BAby.  Richard Dryfus. HEHEHE, now u can buy me a drink!!!!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Righty-o you are... If I didn't have to stay away from CC this week, I would. There's always next time though.

[pharoh]

.....Ummm, yeah.....

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well thats there last words to me anyways lol

[Homicidalheathen]

I love looking at lightening.... :woot:

[BillyDeath]

watch you talkin about willis!!!!!

[Hellion]

:devil "Eat shit and die""Forgot what movie it was from"

"Welcome to Hell" Death Warrent 1990

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

"Did you forget something?"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"No..no...this much blood is perfectly normal..."

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Now masturbating with..."

Refrence to a specific thread..hehehe

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I didn't do anything. I'm innocent.

[Paper Hearts]

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

-Oscar Wilde

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Relax..."

[Homicidalheathen]

Hm, I wonder how it would feel if I attached this 15 inch dildo to a pogo stick?

[phee]

I met a girl/guy online on this website called DGN and we had sex... he/she said that he/she was clean.... it was great

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Hm, I wonder how it would feel if I attached this 15 inch dildo to a pogo stick?

Did I allready post "Ow"?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I'm too lazy to make up any so here'ssome real ones... from cockpit flight recorders.

actually some of these are much funnier than anything I could come up with.

My favorites: "Actually, these conditions don't look very good at all, do they?"

"No need for that, we are okay, no problem, no problem."

"Mountains!!!"

"What? There's what? Some hills, isn't there?"

These were great!!

"Skipper's shot! We've been shot. I was trying to help."

"We're going to do it right here."

"So he gave us wrong indications. We thought we were to the left."

"What the hell was that? I don't know."

"That's it, I'm dead." (This one is my fav...he gave up before he ws even dead...haha...I dunno..I just thought it was funny..Way to get 'em tiger)

"It's ok, it's ok, don't hurry, don't hurry..."

"Hang on. What the hell is this?"

"why's that ignition light on? We just had a flame out?"

"Uh, where are we?"

"What, oooh ###. Oh ### me..."

[Homicidalheathen]

Those are pretty good.

These were great!!

"Skipper's shot! We've been shot. I was trying to help."

"We're going to do it right here."

"So he gave us wrong indications. We thought we were to the left."

"What the hell was that? I don't know."

"That's it, I'm dead." (This one is my fav...he gave up before he ws even dead...haha...I dunno..I just thought it was funny..Way to get 'em tiger)

"It's ok, it's ok, don't hurry, don't hurry..."

"Hang on. What the hell is this?"

"why's that ignition light on? We just had a flame out?"

"Uh, where are we?"

"What, oooh ###. Oh ### me..."

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Hey, look....free cheese..."

[Homicidalheathen]

"That sword swallower hasn't got anything on me, here....watch this!"

[maeve]

From the list of Dungeons and Dragons Last Words:

001-"Let's go in."

002-"Let's not go in."

003-"I follow them."

007-"Let me handle this."

009-"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."

b)"He looks like a wuss to me."

022-"I didn't find any traps !!"

029-"Why is this man speaking in sign language?"

032-"We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping"

060-"I cast a fireball" (into a 10'x10'x10' room)

061-"I know if I draw a card I'll get the VOID."

067-"OK! I moon the Balrog!"

069-"Where'd that thief go now?"

070-"Trap? What trap?"

090-"Don't worry! The chances of me blowing a climb walls roll twice, at my level, are infinitesimal."

113-"Diamonds ... Gold... Saphires !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!! ...Terry ..... Terry ??"

119-"What do you mean the whole room we're in detects as a trap?"

131-"Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points."

133-"Don't worry. I've got a plan."

153-"Run away!"

184-"Who's the bitch with the spiders?"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Am I supposed to feel intimidated by you and that big red button?"

"Side effects may vary?...eh..what the hell..."

"So, you told me a million times to get down, mom, but it's fun up here..."

"Hey! Let me try..."