Infamous last words...

[torn asunder]

now, when i light the fuse...

everybody run!!

[odims_sphere]

You can put the pin back in this grenade, right?

[littlepinkkitty]

ok fine mom i will taste your tuna casserole....

[sass_in_the_pants]

'Poison's all about the dosage'

[Homicidalheathen]

mmmmmmmm! I love almond cookies/chicken......thanks for making dinner hun!

[odims_sphere]

crikey! Sting-rays are harmless.

[Homicidalheathen]

crikey! Sting-rays are harmless.

Oy that was goood.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Heyyyyyyyyyy Macarena!!"

[Homicidalheathen]

'I wonder if I took my medication...oh well I guess I better take it now either way, what could a extra dose or two do?'

[Sybil]

"WHATEVA, MY HOT BODY I DO WHAT I WANT"

[Troy Spiral (13)]

"Unfortunately, I don't have time to read."

[Sybil]

I think those were Troy's LAST words, guys.

**chases Troy around DGN**

**stops.. thinks.. remembers... this has happened before??**

[Troy Spiral (13)]

"This has all happened before, and it will all happen again."

a bit scary.

[Sybil]

"Can you please pass the gallon of sour cream?"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Duck....duck....duck....duck....GOOSE!!"

An innocent childrens game like this should NEVER be played near or around a swamp/pond during hunting season especially if it's being played by a group of drunk hunters.

[Scales]

"Cheney.. Cheney is that you?"

[sass_in_the_pants]

"Cheney.. Cheney is that you?"

Bwahaha!!!

I would like to point out that Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face is one of those jokes that will always, always, be very funny.

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Hey what are you doing with that gun??

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Hey watch out for that...doh!....nevermind.....

Oh shit, I think the dog ate yur inhaler......

Do you think we should of used a condem?

Hey look how close that shark is!!!

[sass_in_the_pants]

I want to get a closer look at that sniper.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"HE'S the sidekick!!"

[Reaper]

"Sometimes ya gotta ask yourself...Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya?"

[raziel4772]

WARNING- here comes the geeky moment

whilst playing swg hanging with a buddy

"hey some one told me about these 2 cl 500 gold elites wanna see?"

once there "well i'll be damned they're real....lets go poke them with a stick"

now from w.o.w.

"raid boss my ass i can take him"

"HEAL, HEAL, HEAL NOW"

in CL 60 pvp battleground teammate comes running up a hill

"ALLYS!!! HELP!! AN ASSLOAD OF ALLYS" as their entire team comes up the hill

while fear spamming "DANCE MY PUPPET, DANCE!!"

ok i'm done with the geekyness at least till i remember/think up some more

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"I'm a level 45 Warrior in D&D and REAL life...now into battle!!!"

[artificialdawn]

"Damn... That's gonna leave a stain..."