Signs your getting old

[Homicidalheathen]

Ok. I am officially turning into me mum.

I was driving down the street the other day, not a particularily bad area or anything......middle of the day and.....

There is this white boy (like 15ish?) walking towards me HOLDING HIS COCK in his pants.

Yup, grabbing it you know, like a gansta who just got locked up....on the outside of his jeans and strutting his stuff walking all tough like, looking around like a male peacock.

I had to do it. I just had to.

I yelled out the window, 'do you have to take a piss or what?'

I just, couldn't help myself. Pointing out bad maners or fashion errors is what a goth LIVES FOR right? Ha.

Oh wtf.

I am sure my pinhead shirt is much less offensive than public cock grabbing, but maybe I should take a poll?

[Gauge]

:woot:

[kellygrrrrrl]

GET OFF MY LAWN!

[phee]

How is that a sign I am getting old?

*Rocks back and forth sucking thumb*

[Guest Megalicious]

GET OFF MY LAWN!

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:laughing

GODAMN KIDS KEEP WALKING ON MY LAWN!! THEY HAVE NO RESPECT...

:laughing

[FarrIL]

I wish I had said that to a kid I passed by yesterday..... he was doing the same thing, grabbing his weiner..... he was dressed pseudo-gangsta too...... ><!!

[torn asunder]

eh? what?? did you say something!?!? :blink

[BrassFusion]

I think they do that because of they syph. They're scared it'll fall off.

[Hellion]

I wish I had said that to a kid I passed by yesterday..... he was doing the same thing, grabbing his weiner..... he was dressed pseudo-gangsta too......  ><!!

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:devil "Put that shit away sonny"man what a demented world we live in.sighh.

[Der Nister]

When I was 28 I was working at a pizzaria and some younger people I worked with were out front sitting on my car!! So instead of going outside to hang with them I went out and berated them. :laughing

I asked them in a not so happy tone if any of them were making my car payments and they just gave me a look as if to say "huh?" I then proceeded to tell 'em to get the hell off my car. I didn't feel like I was getting old, I just felt that - unless you wanna help me pay for my car don't fuck up my car's hood pleeeeeeeeeze!

[BrassFusion]

When I was 28 I was working at a pizzaria and some younger people I worked with were out front sitting on my car!! So instead of going outside to hang with them I went out and berated them.  :laughing

I asked them in a not so happy tone if any of them were making my car payments and they just gave me a look as if to say "huh?" I then proceeded to tell 'em to get the hell off my car.  I didn't feel like I was getting old, I just felt that - unless you wanna help me pay for my car don't fuck up my car's hood pleeeeeeeeeze!

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Yeah, that definitely doesn't make you old. It *would* be a sign of old age if it weren't really your car.

[Msterbeau]

If you had a sign on your back that said "getting old". :-)

[kellygrrrrrl]

I don't like ANY of the new wave radio music....

I have very few acceptions....

I hate today's fashion trends.

Certain things are going SOUTH.... :confused

[slingerlandstyx]

Yeah, that definitely doesn't make you old. It *would* be a sign of old age if it weren't really your car. 

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That, or of being a good friend. If I were driving someone else's car and that happened to me, I'd be all over them.

[creatureofthenyte]

I don't like ANY of the new wave radio music....

I have very few acceptions....

I hate today's fashion trends.

Certain things are going SOUTH.... :confused

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YAY!!! couldn't agree more!

[The_Dark]

Honestly.... If I saw a guy walking down the street cock in hand... I would hav said soemthing at age 15... like... "Hey you fucking pervert!!! Put that in your pants before I beat your ass."

[FarrIL]

YAY!!! couldn't agree more!

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Ditto!!!

[pomba gira]

I don't like ANY of the new wave radio music....

I have very few acceptions....

I hate today's fashion trends.

Certain things are going SOUTH.... :confused

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I think it's pretty universal that every generation despises the fashion, music, zeitgeist of the next one. As a teacher, I get heartily sick of adults constantly berating kids for not being just like them. I find a little historical perspective works wonders for increasing one's intergenerational tolerance levels... Next time you hear some boomer complaining about body art or sag pants, ask them "yeah? so how did your mom react the first time you wore a miniskirt, ironed your hair, or grew long hair/afro/beard?" The reaction is priceless as they realize "OMG... I really am... an old fart!" :devil :laughing .