What would you do if...

[BillyDeath]

What would you do if you were king for just one day? Would you give it all away?

[phee]

King of what? and give what away?

[BillyDeath]

King of what? and give what away?

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Thompson twins

[phee]

Ummm sure

[Guest Megalicious]

Phee would surround himself with pants .. cause well... phee loves pants.

[Shade Everdark]

One word: harem.

[kellygrrrrrl]

If I was Queen I'd have you all line up and then OFF WITH YOUR HEADS.....

[The_Dark]

I would do everything I could to make as many people happy with their lives. Anyone who wasn't happy at the end of the day... OFF WITH THIER HEAD.

[Shade Everdark]

I would do everything I could to make as many people happy with their lives. Anyone who wasn't happy at the end of the day... OFF WITH THIER HEAD.

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Would you give me free Prozac?

Because that would be awesome.

[The_Dark]

Sure.. if it made you happy.

[BillyDeath]

If I was Queen I'd have you all line up and then OFF WITH YOUR HEADS.....

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except me. "aye...", the Fonze.

[torn asunder]

One word: harem.

:pirate

[kellygrrrrrl]

I'd love to have a Fonz head as a trophy!

A shrunken Fonz Head.

[BillyDeath]

Aye...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kellygrrrrrl]

Aye Aye!

OI! :blink

[phee]

Phee would surround himself with pants .. cause well... phee loves pants.

No....

I like pants

[Guest Megalicious]

No....

I like pants

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Thats not what you said lastnight ... :whistling

[phee]

I remember I said..." Melissa... I wonder if this is where the bottle return part of this Kroger is...."

[Head Wreck]

lets see...

blair out and exiled.

ummm... i'll get back to you on the other stuff

[odims_sphere]

I remember I said..." Melissa... I wonder if this is where the bottle return part of this Kroger is...."

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and she said, "No silly that's my butt". Or was that what I said...

Phee did you put bottles in my butt again?

[mallochai]

Dan Bern - King of the World

Well, they elected me

King of the World

I said, "Here's what I'm gonna do

Send everybody over to China

Except for me and you

Strip ourselves naked

Go to Beverly Center

Watch movies and eat Cinnabons"

I think I'm gonna like

Being king of the world

For a change

They said, "As king of the world

You can have anything

Your greedy royal heart desires"

I said, "All I really want

Is some wide open space

Where I can set forest fires

I want peace and quiet

I want nudity

I want sex and wine and love"

They said "So let it be written,

Your highness,

So let it be done"

I am the king

The king of the world

It could have been you

But it's me

I'm suprised you didn't hear about it

It was on the cover of newsweek

November 1993

As king of the world

I'll occasionally go

To China to visit you guys

You don't have to be afraid

I don't need you to bow down

I'm not God

I'm just the king, I realize

Well, it might be nice though

If you'd kiss me feet

And call me, "All knowing leader of men"

If you were king of the world

I'm sure you'd want the same

For yourself

I am the king of the world

King of the world

Can you believe my luck

I'm king of the world

[n0Mad]

Static transmission again. All I could catch was:

If I was Queen I'd have you ... OFF ... HEAD

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It sounded like you said, "If I was Queen I'd have you take off my pants and give me head," but I can't be too sure.

If I were king, I'd rule.

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't be king. I'm the Queen.

We'd have open bar forever. There'd be music everywhere. No one would be persecuted for the way they look. And we wouldn't have to wear clothes unless we wanted to, because I said so.

[BrassFusion]

I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war and make sweet love to you.

[Draco1958]

I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the war and make sweet love to you.

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No no, not the cars. Gotta have cars, makes back seat fun better.....LOL

Ok, I'll shut up now.