BLACKMAIL!! I'M OFFENDED!!!

[Vater Araignee]

Your avatar is the sickest thing I have ever had the displeasure to lay eyes upon!

Despicable, just despicable!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Can someone please define "ohster"?

[Brenda Starrr]

Can someone please define "ohster"?

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No. Just......no.

[JaneDead]

"ohster" should never be mentioned. ever. *shudders*

[Brenda Starrr]

"ohster" should never be mentioned. ever. *shudders*

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It needs to be made into a permanent rule.

Then again, what would HeadWreck do without being able to say his name???

[phee]

Osheter... heh

[Head Wreck]

can we add that image to the smileys?

[Brenda Starrr]

can we add that image to the smileys?

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No.

[Homicidalheathen]

It was pretty funny I must say.

[Vater Araignee]

Main Entry: Ohster

Pronunciation" (o ster)

Function: noun

1.A slang term, used as an individual that causes disgust amongst a large percentage of a given population (Your such an ohster)

[Blackmail]

I am not going to sit by and let you tarnish the good name of an upstanding American, or Swede, or German, or whatever the hell he is.

Ohster needs to return to the local message boards A S A P

was Ohster a ladies man?

yes

was Ohster a gentleman?

yes

was Ohster a great rapper?

no

But can we really persecute him for that?

no

This week we should all celebrate the birth of Oshter. On Ohster eve my family went to the temple and sang songs about how Oshter parted the Detroit river and let poor Detroiters walk across the border and mug lower middle class Canadians.

Ohster taught us to love. He almost singlehandidly stopped the Iraq war. Now remember, it was just Oshter's birthday and terrorist Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi was killed last week. Coincidence? I think not.

Ohster is the only hope for peace on earth.

http://people.tribe.net/ohster

http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm/ID/95172

http://music.download.com/3607-5-0.html?qt...x=23&search.y=6

and of course,

http://www.myspace.com/ohster

[phee]

This is very VERY funny

[Vater Araignee]

VOMIT JUST CAME OUT MY NOSE!!!

[Blackmail]

I just sent my plans to cedar point for a new ride: "the great space ohster"

[Brenda Starrr]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, Ted!!!

[BrassFusion]

I just sent my plans to cedar point for a new ride: "the great space ohster"

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Ohster's Great Space? It would be like one of those cave-coasters, right? With a lot of twists and turns on the way up the large intestine.

[Blackmail]

I just emailed ohster and wished him a happy birthday....and asked him to return to DGN

[Head Wreck]

i want the dont be an ohster smiley dammit. in honour of me creating such a term (i was the first to tell someone "dont be an ohster")

[phee]

I just emailed ohster and wished him a happy birthday....and asked him to return to DGN

HAHAHAAHHHAA

[Brenda Starrr]

I just emailed ohster and wished him a happy birthday....and asked him to return to DGN

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[Blackmail]

I have Ohster nudes if anyone wants them, PM me

[Head Wreck]

nah, just post links with NSF-ANYONE!

[Blackmail]

This I know to be true:

1- Ohster has a nicer body than me

2- Ohster played proffesional soccer (albeit for a lower level club in Canada) and I never did

3- Ohster has been on TV and I havn't

Ohster seems to be doing pretty well for himself

[Vater Araignee]

i want the dont be an ohster smiley dammit.  in honour of me creating such a term (i was the first to tell someone "dont be an ohster")

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You did? I challenge you sir, to find a post older then this...

As for that offensive statement... :grin

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[Head Wreck]

it dissapeared with ohsters hello thread