Inventions you wish exhisted

[Hellion]

:devil There are some things that would be really cool if they were able to be invented.

Examples:

The The avoid asshole's eyeglasses

When you put them on,you would see an arrow pointing,toward anyone that was either an asshole or dishonest.LOL!!

The Idiot Geiger counter.It would go off if your within 30 feet of an idiot.

Invisibility,would come in handy if you wanted to rob a bank or punch someone that you did'nt like or hated.LOLthis would be worth it.

Pretty much anything that would make you very wealthy.

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

A virtual reality helmet that you could connect to the internet to enhance virtual sex.

[Anathema]

~a@@hole repelant. For those times they just won't go away.

~a remote control to mute people i just don't want to hear what is coming out of

mouths.

[kellygrrrrrl]

A device that will disbale the car that just cut you off.

Like a Lazer.

Or some computer that linx into the state of michigan database where you can turn assholes in and write reports on people when typing in the license plate number.

And for every 3 reports, you get a PHAT Phee...like Hundreds of dollars. It would force people to drive somewhat sanely.

[Homicidalheathen]

Dark Metal, you are so cracking me up with this one. That was good. When you come out with these let me know, my 6th sense is wanning these days lol! :cheerful

Edited June 30, 2006 by Homicidalheathen

[kellygrrrrrl]

Virtual Bitch slap....

Installed in ALL cars.

They cut you off, you point your radar push the button and slap!

I had a rough ride this morning.....if you couldn't tell. :confused

[phee]

A meat rehidrator

[Homicidalheathen]

Good one.

[phee]

Good one.

Thanks

[Msterbeau]

I need a teleportation device. It takes too long to get to Ann Arbor. Or to the refridgerator for that matter... :whistling

Edited June 30, 2006 by Msterbeau

[JaneDead]

that is my pick too ^ teleportation device.

[Head Wreck]

aye teleportation device. my nightlife would so improve then.

of course its subject to imigration controll. but hey, no visa needed for stays of under 90 days, so lets say DEMF, or say every time i get a bad monday i go to nectos.

time travel device in the rare advent i actually drink enough to get drunk i can sober up and work my tuesday OK. unlikely, even your SC and cokes, though gorgeous and served by cute barmaids, just failed to make an impact on me during my stay

Edited June 30, 2006 by Head Wreck

[phee]

A remote squirrl spadeing device that tastes like cherries and bacon

[Head Wreck]

but spading squirels by hand is so much fun. i got a lovely shovel thats perfectly balanced to give a good swing

[Homicidalheathen]

A remote control telepathic orgasm giving machine! Woot!

[Scary Guy]

Most of the stuff at http://www.halfbakery.com/

[kellygrrrrrl]

They have those you know......

up to 20 feet away at the touch of master button. (I recently went to a sex toyy party!!)

But I have to look it up another time....work blocks "Offensive Material" from being viewed.... :confused

[Brenda Starrr]

One of those bras that the Fembots wore in "Austin Powers." If I could use my jumblies to disable people, my life would be fabulous.

[Hellion]

:devil The never ending bottle of beer,damn the money you would save.LOL!!!

[BillyDeath]

a neverending cigerette.

[BillyDeath]

:devil There are some things that would be really cool if they were able to be invented.

Examples:

The The avoid asshole's eyeglasses

When you put them on,you would see an arrow pointing,toward anyone that was either an asshole or dishonest.LOL!!

The Idiot Geiger counter.It would go off if your within 30 feet of an idiot.

Invisibility,would come in handy if you wanted to rob a bank or punch someone that you did'nt like or hated.LOLthis would be worth it.

Pretty much anything that would make you very wealthy.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think he has been reading too many Harry Potter.

[BillyDeath]

a special shield that doesn't allow mainstream people cross.

[Head Wreck]

ffs, enjoy life dont be so faction orientated.

remote controll vibrator panties. those sound like an ideal gift for a GF

[BillyDeath]

a shirt gunn to all male idiots who like to expose their chest and other bare upper parts. It fires a ball like glow and when it hits the person it splits into four to six smaaller balls and revolves around his bare top , sensing flesh forms a shirt.

[Head Wreck]

you need to get laid.

seriously.