Phee

[jadnifer]

Please tell me why I am not supposed to feed Phee. Will he turn into a gremlin with food after midnight or what?

[Msterbeau]

That's a secret. Except when it isn't.

[Brenda Starrr]

Just trust me.

[Homicidalheathen]

Have you seen the movie 'gremlins?' It's sorta like that.

[jadnifer]

I will remember that. We dont want little evil Phees running around in here.

[phee]

Hmmm...... maybe because he will follow you around like a puppy dog, and take you for granted.... kinda like feeding a Canadian Goose in the park...

Or maybe he is a Phuckstick

[jadnifer]

Hmmm...... maybe because he will follow you around like a puppy dog, and take you for granted.... kinda like feeding a Canadian Goose in the park...

Or maybe he is a Phuckstick

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hmmmmmm.....are you really?????

[phee]

So I have been told

[jadnifer]

So I have been told

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by many?

[phee]

On this board....

kinda... but I am sure they said it out of love

[Msterbeau]

On this board....

kinda... but I am sure they said it out of love

Yes. Love. That's the ticket. :whistling

[n0Mad]

I didn't feed Phee once ... it was great.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I fed him. Which is why I no longer have an arm.

I told him to TAKE IT NICE....but he didn't listen.

BAD Phee...you know what you did,...You're a bad Phee.

[phee]

Bad and Good are just points of view

[Head Wreck]

did kellys arm taste good?

[phee]

did kellys arm taste good?

It was exquisit

[kellygrrrrrl]

Well you see I avoid exercise at mosts costs, so the muscle does not get a lot of work...so it makes the meat real tender...

Kind of like Tenderloins, except mine are tenderarms.

I now have a robotic replacement arm....

Like this one...

Want me to give you a hand job? (Ok was that out of hand? heh heh out of hand...how appropriate! lol) (I kid)

[phee]

You want to give me some oreos with your other hand?

[kellygrrrrrl]

are you gonna take it NICE this time?

[phee]

are you gonna take it NICE this time?

Of course :innocent

[kellygrrrrrl]

I'm just going to set the cookies down......I TRUST NOONE!

Plus, I'd have a hard time pleasing myself with another roboarm....I can't risk it...JUST TAKE THE COOKIES!

[phee]

I'm just going to set the cookies down......I TRUST NOONE!

Plus, I'd have a hard time pleasing myself with another roboarm....I can't risk it...JUST TAKE THE COOKIES!

But it's not the same.... and you never have a need to please yourself, your are married and could very easily have a mistress

[kellygrrrrrl]

True this is....

However, I take time to get to know myself often.

Just because I am that good.

Ok Ok,....

Sit......

Beg.....

You gotta earn your treats mister.

[phee]

I can mow your lawn...

[kellygrrrrrl]

I can whack your weed