God's Way Of Saying "Psyche!!!"

[Brenda Starrr]

Wayne had this series of interviews that led up to a job down the street from Studio 921, where I work. It was exciting, and awesome, and much-needed.

NOT!

They had mislead him. They "hired" him and told him to expect an offer letter early this week. Well, they lied. After telling Wayne "Welcome aboard!" (How stupid), they pulled the rug out from under him and hired another fool who would work for $15,000.00 less. Can we say CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS?????

Yes, we can.

All of a sudden, our elation went to desolation. I went and whined to Jeff, who always has a way of making me smile (Thanks Jeff!!) with witty things like threats to tie me up and not let me pee and talks of E.A. Poe. But, I digress........

So, Wayne decided to go over to Spellbound Designs, across the street from our house. Armed with a resume', he trudged over in the blazing heat. In hopes of a job. He talked to the owner, who had literally JUST placed an ad on craigslist for a web developer. To run a business within his business. Can we say Cha-Ching?

Yes, we can.

He gets all this web design business. So much that he can't handle all of it. They do all sorts of great computer-related thingies. And they're RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. You read right: walking distance. No car required. Saves $$$ on gas. He can wear casual clothes. He can have all the ink he wants. Can you say Yippee?

Yes, you can.

[kellygrrrrrl]

:woot:

Congrats!

=)

[phee]

All that and a new baby???

WOW.... congrats

[Paper Hearts]

That is going to be really handy with the baby coming and all-

[The_Dark]

I told you... Everything was going to be OK. You just had to wait for a bit.

[SpidersMoment]

wooohoooo congrats!!!

[Onyx]

Well damn.

That is the coolest thing ever!

[Brenda Starrr]

I told you... Everything was going to be OK. You just had to wait for a bit.

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Sweetie.....

Anyone who knows me knows that I have the patience of a gnat.

[Head Wreck]

see. nothing happens without good reason.

congrats bren and wayne

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank you.

[Msterbeau]

Awesome.

Can we come and pee in the office of the lying asshats?

[Brenda Starrr]

Why yes. Yes you can.

[phee]

Also don't thank God too much.... I am sure that Waynes awesomness and skills had a lot to do with it...

[Paper Hearts]

Also don't thank God too much.... I am sure that Waynes awesomness and skills had a lot to do with it...

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What if Wayne is actually god?

[phee]

What if Wayne is actually god?

If she screams it during sex..... I am just saying

[Paper Hearts]

If she screams it during sex..... I am just saying

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So...the new child will receive gold, frankenscense and myrr?

[phee]

So...the new child will receive gold, frankenscense and myrr?

Jesus Christ...

[Paper Hearts]

Jesus Christ...

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Jesus would be a great name...but I don't think either Brenda or Wayne are Hispanic...

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

[phee]

:blink

Jesus Starrrrr69...... there seems to be a ring to it....

[Paper Hearts]

Jesus Starrrrr69...... there seems to be a ring to it....

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Deathfang dark-o destroyer of chronic peril and whoa 07?

[Brenda Starrr]

Okay.

The threadjacking is insane. I'm going to ask that it stop, please. The subject at hand here is in the first post.

No, I'm not pregnant. No, I would not be naming him/her Jesus.

Now, I will ask you once, and once only to keep the subject as what it was originally intended-the whole job thing. We can discuss related things in this thread.

Me supposedly having a baby is NOT part of this subject.

Thanks.

[Steven]

Wayne had this series of interviews that led up to a job down the street from Studio 921, where I work. It was exciting, and awesome, and much-needed.

NOT!

They had mislead him. They "hired" him and told him to expect an offer letter early this week. Well, they lied. After telling Wayne "Welcome aboard!" (How stupid), they pulled the rug out from under him and hired another fool who would work for $15,000.00 less. Can we say CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS?????

Yes, we can.

All of a sudden, our elation went to desolation. I went and whined to Jeff, who always has a way of making me smile (Thanks Jeff!!) with witty things like threats to tie me up and not let me pee and talks of E.A. Poe. But, I digress........

So, Wayne decided to go over to Spellbound Designs, across the street from our house. Armed with a resume', he trudged over in the blazing heat. In hopes of a job. He talked to the owner, who had literally JUST placed an ad on craigslist for a web developer. To run a business within his business. Can we say Cha-Ching?

Yes, we can.

He gets all this web design business. So much that he can't handle all of it. They do all sorts of great computer-related thingies. And they're RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. You read right: walking distance. No car required. Saves $$$ on gas. He can wear casual clothes. He can have all the ink he wants. Can you say Yippee?

Yes, you can.

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God often gives us what we need as opposed to what we want....

you and wayne should go out to dinner amd drink Martinis!

[Brenda Starrr]

God often gives us what we need as opposed to what we want....

you and wayne should go out to dinner amd drink Martinis!

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We will.

This is actually perfect. This man has a massive need for Wayne right now. And, he can also work at home. However, it doesn't matter-Wayne would have to cross our street to get to the office. And, there's a bar next to the office. Martinis will abound!

[Paper Hearts]

Okay.

The threadjacking is insane. I'm going to ask that it stop, please. The subject at hand here is in the first post.

No, I'm not pregnant. No, I would not be naming him/her Jesus.

Now, I will ask you once, and once only to keep the subject as what it was originally intended-the whole job thing. We can discuss related things in this thread.

Me supposedly having a baby is NOT part of this subject.

Thanks.

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I'm sorry B*. And so is Phee.