Member #255 is having problems

[Rayne]

Masturbate into your tylonal then poor beer on your head.....

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Beer goes nowhere near my head.

Bad memories. Bad memories. Bad memories.

[Paper Hearts]

I did not masturbate. I have jeans on now. And I'm going to the gas station, very soon. After that I'm going to work on a motorcycle with a friend. I may have beer, I may need painkillers tomorrow morning but...I am not going to masturbate. I'm saving myself for the right person and I don't consider myself to be the right person for myself, plus I am not attracted to men, so why would I let a man, me, give me a handjob? You guys are filthy and you're not understanding my needs and issues.

[phee]

I did not masturbate. I have jeans on now. And I'm going to the gas station, very soon. After that I'm going to work on a motorcycle with a friend. I may have beer, I may need painkillers tomorrow morning but...I am not going to masturbate. I'm saving myself for the right person and I don't consider myself to be the right person for myself, plus I am not attracted to men, so why would I let a man, me, give me a handjob? You guys are filthy and you're not understanding my needs and issues.

You are a lesbian

[Paper Hearts]

You are a lesbian

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That's right. I am a lesbian.

[phee]

That's right. I am a lesbian.

HA!!! so you are attracted to girls!!!! wow

[Rayne]

That's right. I am a lesbian.

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Problems solved?

[Paper Hearts]

No. I still have a lot of lesbian issues.

[phee]

Lesbian issues of what... like Hustler? they always have that kind of thing in them

[Rayne]

No. I still have a lot of lesbian issues.

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Dammit.

What kind of issues do Lesbians have?

... I've never been one, I do not know these things.

[Paper Hearts]

Look, I have to go. I hope you guys will have found a solution to all my problems upon my eventual return.

[Rayne]

I'm telling you, he needs to move to Spain and find a Mexican monkey.

[phee]

I like pants

[Rayne]

I don't.

[phee]

That's OK... usually I like what you wear

[Rayne]

I was in the mood to wear a miniskirt today ... but my back hurts too much. :tear

[phee]

I was in the mood to wear a miniskirt today ... but my back hurts too much. :tear

Damnit

[Rayne]

Maybe miniskirts would solve member no 255's problems?

[phee]

He is a lesbian who wears minskirts

[Rayne]

Dude, then what's the problem?

[phee]

He has not taken Cthulhu's tenticals into his heart

[Rayne]

That should be an easy problem to fix.

[phee]

Tenticals

[Rayne]

Tenticals

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As long as I don't have to eat them, it's all good.

[phee]

Yummm

[JaneDead]

Imaginary friends rule.

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one day, somewhere else, i was recalling my imaginary friend. i never actually had one so i had to make up that i had one. i realize imaginary MEANS made up but i couldn't even do it like normal kids do so i had to just make up that i had a made up friend. so anyways... i mentioned her but i got her name totally wrong. i said it was "unis" but it was "eunice". what kind of friend am i?