Member #255 is having problems

[phee]

I was the kids across the street's imaginary friend

[Paper Hearts]

one day, somewhere else, i was recalling my imaginary friend. i never actually had one so i had to make up that i had one. i realize imaginary MEANS made up but i couldn't even do it like normal kids do so i had to just make up that i had a made up friend. so anyways... i mentioned her but i got her name totally wrong. i said it was "unis" but it was "eunice". what kind of friend am i?

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You are a unis.

[JaneDead]

You are a unis.

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yes naming her eunice/unis made me think of uranus which made me think of well, your anus.

[Paper Hearts]

yes naming her eunice/unis made me think of uranus which made me think of well, your anus.

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Do not think of my anus. Hey did you see that there is a lady running for judge, on this side of town with the last name Fuca, pronounced fucka?

[JaneDead]

no i had not seen that. i did see a funny name one time though but now i don't recall it but that was not it... hmmm wonder what it was... i saw it while driving down 8 mile.

[Paper Hearts]

^well, anyway, I am really bored. Is anyone else bored here? I need to do something.

[Gothmama25]

^well, anyway, I am really bored. Is anyone else bored here? I need to do something.

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I am bored 2.

[Paper Hearts]

^I can afford...coffee. Kind of.

[JaneDead]

well i am home for the night. i went out last night, tonight is my husband's turn. i am not terribly bored or anything. just a bit annoyed by all the yelling kids are doing outside. i'm feeling old because of that.

[Paper Hearts]

Yesterday I felt so old I thought that I could die

[JaneDead]

the children ... fell into a sea of grass and disappeared among

the shady blades... children all ran over me screaming tag! you are the one! and now i just sent them all home and had mine come in. quiet at last.

[Paper Hearts]

okay, I'm leaving again. I'm going to drive to Steve's house out of boredom. Anyone who wants to can call me. Because I am really bored...and sad.

please fix my problems while I am out.

[JaneDead]

don't say you are going to steve's out of boredom. say you are going to steve's to hang out and have fun! you know you will. you know it. i know you know it. it is known.

[Paper Hearts]

don't say you are going to steve's out of boredom. say you are going to steve's to hang out and have fun! you know you will. you know it. i know you know it. it is known.

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Well, I wasn't going to Steve's to hangout, I was just driving over there out of boredom to grab something I'd left there. But Steve takes care of his friends and we did have a chat and a drink and it was fun. But again, I have problems that you still haven't fixed yet.

[BrassFusion]

Well, I wasn't going to Steve's to hangout, I was just driving over there out of boredom to grab something I'd left there. But Steve takes care of his friends and we did have a chat and a drink and it was fun. But again, I have problems that you still haven't fixed yet.

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Sounds like Steve "took care of" you.

[phee]

Yeah..... "took care of" like "had sex with"

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

You could come help me peel wallpaper. That'll at least fix MY problems!

[phee]

You have too many problems Brenda... you are a Senior Mod

[Brenda Starrr]

I know, right?

[phee]

Yes....

AND STOP THREADJACKING YOU ARE DESTROYING THE BOARD

[Brenda Starrr]

This thread was jacked from the word go. And certainly not by me......

So there.

[phee]

you are still not talking about his problems you evil woman

[Brenda Starrr]

I was trying to help him solve his problems by peeling MY wallpaper. That is NOT threadjacking. That is therapy.

[phee]

Threadjacking is therapy for you? I guess that explains some

[Paper Hearts]

Again, I do not mind threadjacking in my threads and if any of you "moderators" ever try to stop someone from threadjacking one of my threads it's going to piss me off and that will only add to my problems.