Member #255 is having problems

[Paper Hearts]

Okay, I was being poetic because I am dark and mysterious and own a pony tail.

[phee]

And the ponytail wieghs a ton?

[Paper Hearts]

It's a bad motherfucker, yes.

[phee]

Is that the problem?

[Paper Hearts]

no.

[phee]

Did it come from a giant pony?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh what ever shall I do?

[phee]

I would suggest becoming a construction worker

[Paper Hearts]

Thanks Phee. But that doesn't solve everything.

[phee]

But almost everything.... and that is a problem

[Paper Hearts]

Oh god. What am I going to do?

[phee]

Have you even asked the Genie yet?

[Paper Hearts]

No. You're right. I have not. 1 sec.

[phee]

Well?

[Paper Hearts]

Wow. He was really helpfull. he said I should start a thread asking people to help with my problems but never be specific about them. And he said i should go fuck myself...which is kind of a problem. But he does respect me.

[phee]

Wow. He was really helpfull. he said I should start a thread asking people to help with my problems but never be specific about them. And he said i should go fuck myself...which is kind of a problem. But he does respect me.

What a guy!!!

[Paper Hearts]

is genie the root form of genius?

[phee]

Species?

[Paper Hearts]

This another problem I have.

[phee]

Let's talk about the pros and cons of sweatshirts.... discuss

[holliwood66]

No pros...except as emergency nookie-mops.

[phee]

What about proffesionals?

[Paper Hearts]

What about my problems?

[kellygrrrrrl]

problems are only problems if you percieve them to be problematic!

I concider problems learning tools!

Tests of life.

Did you know that after a problem is resolved we usually realize it wasn't a problem at all! It just seems like a problem in the moment.

Carry this with you my son...and you will see light.

[Paper Hearts]

That's great. but until my problems are resolved I won't be able to realize that.