Member #255 is having problems

[phee]

What about my problems?

Umm... this thread is now jacked.... please adapt

[Rayne]

Member no 255 still has problems?

I figured someone would have solved them by now.

Ready to move to Spain and find a Mexican monkey yet?

[Paper Hearts]

Obviously I can't just up and move to Spain unless you guys will send me lots of money. Don't worry about the monkey, I'll get that on my own; just send me off to Spain and all will be well.

[phee]

Yup

[Paper Hearts]

Is money a problem?

[Rayne]

I dunno, is it? Your the one with the problems. :laughing

[Paper Hearts]

Well, Spain and the monkey won't work then. ;p

[Brenda Starrr]

And you see? When I need Brenda most, she is no where to be found. Probably knitting sweaters for people on another goth network.

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Can't a girl go buy earrings???

[phee]

Will that help paul?

[Brenda Starrr]

Will that help paul?

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Does he wear earrings?

[Paper Hearts]

I do not wear earrings; it does not help.

[Brenda Starrr]

Then come help me peel my wallpaper. I'm painting my hall walls red.

[Paper Hearts]

Can we have our matching gothique Bon Jovi sweaters now please?

[Brenda Starrr]

No. I have to seel my children to the gypsies and do my walls first.

[phee]

Yeah please

[Paper Hearts]

Do not sell Phee to the Detroit Gypsie Network. That only makes it worse for me.

[phee]

I am already owned by another

[Rayne]

Do not sell Phee to the Detroit Gypsie Network. That only makes it worse for me.

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... For YOU? Has no one thought about ME in that situaution?

[Paper Hearts]

I want to start a thread called 'Welcome Back, Monkey-Neck'.

[phee]

I think I want to eat

[Paper Hearts]

The Ghetto has been good to me.

[phee]

Are living in a gangsta's paradise?

[Paper Hearts]

I'll put it to you like this: money and alcohol-the life of a westcoast gangster.

[phee]

Whoh

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah. Last year Halloween fell on a weekend; me and Ghetto Boys are trick or treatin'.