Member #255 is having problems

[Brenda Starrr]

*Places a mine against the door and blows it, the bathroom and Paul to smithereens*

Problems solved. 

Next!!!!

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I get it! Paul wants to be blown!

[phee]

I had a member number once... it was great

[Onyx]

Eat chocolate.

Chocolate always makes it better.

[phee]

I'll stop the world and... um.... er melt with you?

[Paper Hearts]

Nope. I'm still going through hell. Help me out.

[phee]

Nope. I'm still going through hell. Help me out.

No.... you get nothing... you loose.... good day sir!

[Guest Game of Chance]

It rubs the lotion on itself or else it gets no more smack.

[kellygrrrrrl]

what is this hell you type of?

how can I appropriately help you if I do not know how to direct you my good man?

i need information here..........

taps foot*

[Paper Hearts]

what is this hell you type of?

how can I appropriately help you if I do not know how to direct you my good man?

i need information here..........

taps foot*

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I'm not saying. Just give me more adivce, please.

[phee]

Move to Spain and start a band then eat some chips

[Scary Guy]

Get a new account and change the number, you're hitting the limit with the current one. But these errors are usually because of a field or character limit. This is because the ASCII charset only goes up to 255 (technically 256 becuse 0 counts). You see this type of thing all over in the computer world. IP address subnet mask of what? 255.255.255.0 Cheating in Diablo 1 the fields only went up to 100, but using an external program would get you up to 255 (which was thought to be the max until they figured out they could do 65535 which basically turned us into gods, the only way to play was to cheat, otherwise when you'd join a game you got your ass handed to you).

Hell just google "255 limit" and you can see what I mean.

[Paper Hearts]

Keep the advice pouring in please.

[Guest Game of Chance]

Click your heels together 3 times and say There's no place like home.

If that doesn't work, go to the mirror and say Candyman 3 times.

Let me know how that works out.

[phee]

Fuckyourselfandlikeit.

[Paper Hearts]

^Thanks Phee. But I'm still having difficulty. Won't someone PLEASE help?

[AstralCrux]

I'm suggesting that we attach you at the feet to a board the legnth of your body and leave you at an angle feet up for around half an hour. We then learn to practice acupuncture on you to see if there are any interesting side effects. And, if all else fails we put you in a tank of dolphins and let them mutilate you with their tails. Assuming you haven't drowned, we can then put you in a hot air balloon and just let you travel around as the wind hits you until you come back down.

We can then make you stuff yourself with cheeze-its and cophee. I think that might help, but we might just have to call Dr. Online for further assistance.

[kellygrrrrrl]

sleep.

then you can't think about it.

if you can't sleep, watch daytime television....it will have you in a trance

OR, drink lots of water to flush those nasty sad toxins out

=)

[Paper Hearts]

if you can't sleep, watch daytime television....it will have you in a trance

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GH cannot save me.

[kellygrrrrrl]

GH?....

I'm a bit slow you know.... :whistling

[Paper Hearts]

GH?....

I'm a bit slow you know.... :whistling

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General Hospital...everyone knows GH is General Hospital.

[Paper Hearts]

^That's such a great name for a band. General Hospital.

[kellygrrrrrl]

not me....

I don't think I have EVER watched an episode of "GH".... :erm

OK....

go outside and count blades of grass.

[Paper Hearts]

not me....

I don't think I have EVER watched an episode of "GH".... :erm

OK....

go outside and count blades of grass.

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I'm trying to figure out how I have not been watching something with a title like "General Hospital", all these years. -Just a basic hospital. I love that.

[Rayne]

blades of grass Paul ... blades of grass ...

[Paper Hearts]

^Nope. That will not help. Keep going.