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[Paper Hearts]

You wish I would submit myself to that, probably...and I may actually be turned on by it, but I'm monogomous: only one person at a time (and for several months) gets to (occaisionally) treat me like a cheap slut. And right now, I'm dating Ms Keller.

[pharoh]

Just remember when you slice your wrists to do it down the vein, not across it........I hope this helps.

[Paper Hearts]

^I'm such a fuck up. I knew I was doing something wrong. Thanks.

[pharoh]

You wish I would submit myself to that, probably...and I may actually be turned on by it, but I'm monogomous: only one person at a time (and for several months) gets to (occaisionally)  treat me like a cheap slut. And right now, I'm dating Ms Keller.

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Helen keller?

So tell me, is does she moan using sign language?

[Brenda Starrr]

What? Are you blind? Are you not hearing me?? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That's okay. I'll find a new stud. It won't be hard. They have to fill out my boyfriend application and go through an extensive background check.

[Paper Hearts]

Helen keller?

So tell me, is does she moan using sign language?

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A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Which is why I'll tell you everything. In truth, I can't read sign language, so she could be trying to communicate to me that I'm giving her the worst gynecological examination she's ever experienced when we're being "romantic"...I just really can't tell.

[Paper Hearts]

What? Are you blind? Are you not hearing me?? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That's okay. I'll find a new stud. It won't be hard. They have to fill out my boyfriend application and go through an extensive background check.

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Can we still be friends? Sometimes I just need someone to talk to-

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah.

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah.

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And what about "benefits"? Sometimes I just need a bit of head-

[Brenda Starrr]

Ummm, that's Helen's job now.

[pharoh]

I took Brenda off your hands while you were absent, I hope that helped you

[Paper Hearts]

Ummm, that's Helen's job now.

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Well, but...she might be into that. I'll ask her. Somehow.

[pharoh]

A gentleman never kisses and tells.

Which is why I'll tell you everything. In truth, I can't read sign language, so she could be trying to communicate to me that I'm giving her the worst gynecological examination she's ever experienced when we're being "romantic"...I just really can't tell.

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Just remember, if her hands are flailing about, with with her going duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr your probly dead on

[Paper Hearts]

I took Brenda off your hands while you were absent, I hope that helped you

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Brenda has never felt these large, stronge, capable, manly hands on her, before. She always liked my nail polish though.

[Paper Hearts]

Just remember, if her hands are flailing about, with with her going duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr your probly dead on

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Yes, but she's usually like that.

[pharoh]

Yes, but she's usually like that.

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Does she have a hard time walking when your done, and I don't mean her running into a wall

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, but...she might be into that. I'll ask her. Somehow.

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Just take her by the hand, wrap the hand around the little man, and let 'er pull.

[Paper Hearts]

Does she have a hard time walking when your done, and I don't mean her running into a wall

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Again, it's hard for me to say. But I like her: she doesn't find my smoking in bed afterward to be too cliche...or at least if she does, she never says so outright...

[Brenda Starrr]

Brenda has never felt these large, stronge, capable, manly hands on her, before. She always liked my nail polish though.

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I do dig the black polish.

[Paper Hearts]

Just take her by the hand, wrap the hand around the little man, and let 'er pull.

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Oh for God's sake, we're not into midget menage a trois; we've only just met.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hey, I never thought about midgets!!

Great idea....

[pharoh]

Again, it's hard for me to say. But I like her: she doesn't find my smoking in bed afterward to be too cliche...or at least if she does, she never says so outright...

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Well at least your woman has arms and legs, these damn quadrapalegics are demanding.......

[Paper Hearts]

I do dig the black polish.

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And you see, that's one thing Ms Keller will just never be turned on by. Well, she might be able to smell it if they're freshly painted, but it's not the same for her, I'm sure.

[Brenda Starrr]

Her loss.

[pharoh]

And you see, that's one thing Ms Keller will just never be turned on by. Well, she might be able to smell it if they're freshly painted, but it's not the same for her, I'm sure.

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You should give her a hitler and ask her what it is, man thats entertaining all night