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[Brenda Starrr]

You're a sick fuck, Al. Or, so I hear.

[Paper Hearts]

Well at least your woman has arms and legs, these damn quadrapalegics are demanding.......

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Well all the other girls I've been with before this have had eyesite and hearing, and I just got sick of being told to have surgery on my face and to get a life and that kind of thing...why do they all have to use the same old lines?

[Paper Hearts]

You should give her a hitler and ask her what it is, man thats entertaining all night

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I think they're calling that the 'Mel Gibson' now.

[Paper Hearts]

PS:

What does it mean if a woman seems to threaten to leap from her window all the time? Foreplay, I presume...

[pharoh]

You're a sick fuck, Al. Or, so I hear.

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Who me? :innocent :innocent :innocent :innocent

[Anathema]

Paul doesn't need porn. He needs a blow up doll. You know, something he can touch. Besides himself.

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but he had to get the doll from somewhere! a pron store perhaps? (raising eyebrow)

[Paper Hearts]

but he had to get the doll from somewhere!  a pron store perhaps? (raising eyebrow)

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The last blow-up doll I was with left me for my best friend. And then my best friend left me for some muderer.

[pharoh]

PS:

What does it mean if a woman seems to threaten to leap from her window all the time? Foreplay, I presume...

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Just let them know that even if they jump your still gonna get your nutt

[Paper Hearts]

Just let them know that even if they jump your still gonna get your nutt

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Right. Self respect. There's an entire hospital full of girls like her, I don't need to degrade myself to cumming down 17 stories and out of a window.

[pharoh]

Well all the other girls I've been with before this have had eyesite and hearing, and I just got sick of being told to have surgery on my face and to get a life and that kind of thing...why do they all have to use the same old lines?

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Thats why i give them the Carver smile...

[pharoh]

Right. Self respect. There's an entire hospital full of girls like her, I don't need to degrade myself to cumming down 17 stories and out of a window.

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That and well if your into dead bodies, there is gonna be a bonus.....

[Paper Hearts]

That and well if your into dead bodies, there is gonna be a bonus.....

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Dead girls are too easy. I quit with those morgue bitches a long time ago.

[Brenda Starrr]

Ew.

[Anathema]

The last blow-up doll I was with left me for my best friend.

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wow, sloppy seconds hu? with a blow up doll that is just wrong.

[Paper Hearts]

Ew.

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That's what I say; any girl who gives it up that easy is just disgusting.

[Paper Hearts]

wow, sloppy seconds hu?  with a blow up doll that is just wrong.

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Sloppy seconds? Hell no, she never let me sleep with her.

[pharoh]

That's what I say; any girl who gives it up that easy is just disgusting.

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Ya I gotta have at least a challenge.....whether it be wheelchair, crutches, or a walker...

[Paper Hearts]

Ya I gotta have at least a challenge.....whether it be wheelchair, crutches, or a walker...

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Another thing about dead girls is flexibility...the missionary gets boring.

[phee]

I like missionaries... they taste good

[Paper Hearts]

I like missionaries... they taste good

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Don't eat all the Jesuits, Phee; other people are hungry too.

[Paper Hearts]

Kellygrrrrl eats missionarys as well.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Daily....

It's good for my boyish figure!...I mean girlish...I mean....Ok..nevermind

[phee]

mmmm holy burgers

[Paper Hearts]

Cheeses of Nazerith burger; coming right up!

[kellygrrrrrl]

You're not allowd to have a holy burger Phee.....

Only sinners can have holy burgers.....

You know, to cleanse the soul of all of it's impurities.

I have a lot of those.....

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