Member #255 is having problems

[kellygrrrrrl]

blades of grass Paul ... blades of grass ...

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my Grandfather used this as a form of punishment for us..............

he would also make us cut the grass ....with scissors

:confused

[Paper Hearts]

my Grandfather used this as a form of punishment for us..............

he would also make us cut the grass ....with scissors

:confused

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So what you're saying is that I need punishment?

[wheresmypiggy]

hire a hooker.

[kellygrrrrrl]

So what you're saying is that I need punishment?

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Your already sentenced to a round of Drago's,.....I think that's enough punishment.

I think Counting/Cutting grass will cure you issue...

Or hire the hooker like Piggy says!

[Paper Hearts]

Oh my god! No one understands me! I need more advice!

[wheresmypiggy]

Have a spot of tea. Eat a biscuit. Lay in the sun all day. When entering the house once again, declare you are the king of your castle. Cast all your clothes aside and lay naked in your bed and dream of Gretta Garbo.

Problem solved.

And no touching yourself. Big brother is watching.

[Paper Hearts]

Have a spot of tea. Eat a biscuit. Lay in the sun all day. When entering the house once again, declare you are the king of your castle. Cast all your clothes aside and lay naked in your bed and dream of Gretta Garbo.

Problem solved.

And no touching yourself. Big brother is watching.

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hmmm....you kind of understand me. but you read my diary. -Sorry Jesse, keep going. And stop picturing me naked.

[Msterbeau]

Punk music is your salvation. Go see the Touch&Go Records 25th anniversary party in Chicago Sept 10th. There will be great bands from the old days.. Do it. Do it now.

[phee]

Small pox

[Paper Hearts]

Can't afford it.

And NOPE!

[phee]

small pox

[Paper Hearts]

small pox

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nope.

[holliwood66]

Masturbate/cry/masturbate/cry/masturbate/eat sandwich/cry/decide there is more to life/read Confederacy of Dunces/Eat Noodles/masturbate/feel better/

[phee]

small pox

[Paper Hearts]

Masturbate/cry/masturbate/cry/masturbate/eat sandwich/cry/decide there is more to life/read Confederacy of Dunces/Eat Noodles/masturbate/feel better/

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Are you aware of the mess that would make?

[phee]

small pox

[holliwood66]

Mess is fun!!! Barbarian night is a great way to unwind.

[Paper Hearts]

Mess is fun!!! Barbarian night is a great way to unwind.

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No thanks.

[phee]

Small pox

[Paper Hearts]

Small pox

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Don't fool yourself. My problems are bigger than that.

[phee]

big pox

[holliwood66]

heh. You're too cerebral and attempts to chemically negate it aren't a great idea. (It's not the Romeo and Juliettes that make a heart bleed...but something older and more dirty)

[Paper Hearts]

(It's not the Romeo and Juliettes that make a heart bleed...but something older and more dirty)

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Like...Benny Hill?

[Msterbeau]

Like...Benny Hill?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[holliwood66]

Yes!! *LOL*