Member #255 is having problems

[Brenda Starrr]

Most the girls want me to masturbate and most the guys want me to kill myself...and I just want to point out that the guy from INXS did both. I never liked that band...but yeah, I can see how it happened now.

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You really need to leave Michael Hutchence out of this. Don't make your problems his.

[Paper Hearts]

You really need to leave Michael Hutchence out of this. Don't make your problems his.

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Leaving Michael Hutchence out of this does not help me.

[Brenda Starrr]

Nonsense. I think it would help you greatly.

[Paper Hearts]

Nonsense. I think it would help you greatly.

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Thanks Brenda. That solves one of my problems.

But there's still more. More advice please-

[Brenda Starrr]

Try to post in a more caring, kind, and concerned way. That way, I won't egg your house when I come back.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh.....

And I love it when you're sensitive.

[AstralCrux]

Well, can we give Paul a new member number? Or get him an awesome girlfriend who treats him like gold. Whichever comes first.

[Brenda Starrr]

Well, can we give Paul a new member number?  Or get him an awesome girlfriend who treats him like gold.  Whichever comes first.

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I'm not available. Sorry.

[Msterbeau]

No255 is not having problems. Move along. Nothing to see.

[Rayne]

Well, can we give Paul a new member number?  Or get him an awesome girlfriend who treats him like gold.  Whichever comes first.

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Paul could create a new account and get a new member number ...

as for the girlfriend part ... Phee has me. Sorry. :laughing

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I do? oh I mean I DO!!!!

[Paper Hearts]

I do? oh I mean I DO!!!!

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Get a room. Member 255 is having problems. please help.

[Game of Chan]

You wiwl fail as well, Paper Hats! I wiwl crush you like I crush Steve!!! Hiiiiyaaaa!!

[JaneDead]

Get a room. Member 255 is having problems. please help.

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member 255 is having problems... well you can do what everyone else does in that case - call someone a name and then yell at a mod! to do it all at once you can just call me a name and then complain to me. since i am sort of a member and sort of a mod.

and i really think you are a closet soap opera watcher. nothing wrong in that. did you know they are getting a new sonny? i can't fucking believe it. i may never watch GH again.

[Paper Hearts]

member 255 is having problems... well you can do what everyone else does in that case - call someone a name and then yell at a mod! to do it all at once you can just call me a name and then complain to me. since i am sort of a member and sort of a mod.

and i really think you are a closet soap opera watcher. nothing wrong in that. did you know they are getting a new sonny? i can't fucking believe it. i may never watch GH again.

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I have watched GH in th past. It's the only show on television worth watching.

I feel bad calling you a name...it will only lead to guilt which is just another problem.

[JaneDead]

I have watched GH in th past. It's the only show on television worth watching.

I feel bad calling you a name...it will only lead to guilt which is just another problem.

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well you can always just say "sorry" after and all will be forgiven. promise.

[Paper Hearts]

well you can always just say "sorry" after and all will be forgiven. promise.

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but then I'm back to square one, no?

[JaneDead]

but then I'm back to square one, no?

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no, i think you will be on square 3 at that point

[Paper Hearts]

no, i think you will be on square 3 at that point

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Ok, well...what shall I call you?

[JaneDead]

well, my personal favorites include but are not limited to:

jive turkey

hoser

fuck-o

game of thunder thighs

[phee]

I like octogons... they can help

[Paper Hearts]

well, my personal favorites include but are not limited to:

jive turkey

hoser

fuck-o

game of thunder thighs

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Fine. Game of thunder thighs.

[JaneDead]

i know you are but what am i

[Paper Hearts]

i know you are but what am i

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I sowwy.

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Guys stop threadjacking... you are destroying the board!!!!