Member #255 is having problems

[Paper Hearts]

post your comments-

[Marblez]

He should take a nice long clorox bath. It is good for the oh so desireable gothy paleness.

[Paper Hearts]

In two minutes I will have rice.

[Rayne]

Dammit, now I want rice.

[Msterbeau]

Dammit, now I want rice.

Modify your Mazda with really cheesy parts then... :laughing

[Rayne]

Modify your Mazda with really cheesy parts then...  :laughing

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Rice Racer!!!!!

[Msterbeau]

What are problems? Is that like when you go through a mailbox and end up in heaven like Eddie Haskel?

[Paper Hearts]

Well, I'm not saying. I just want random advice.

[Msterbeau]

Take two Vicodin and call Brenda at 2AM.

[Brenda Starrr]

Take two Vicodin and call Brenda at 2AM.

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Wait....

How do I get involved in Paul's stuff???

[Rayne]

Wait....

How do I get involved in Paul's stuff???

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Isn't everyone?

[Paper Hearts]

Isn't everyone?

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That's the spirit! Now fix me.

[Brenda Starrr]

If you come to the BBQ, I can fix you. I'm awesome like that.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Yeah...we'll fix him...we'll fix him REEEAAAL good..... :devil

[Paper Hearts]

I am a bit turned on now, but i'm still very sad. Someone plese help.

[Brenda Starrr]

And he'll like it. :devil

[kellygrrrrrl]

and if he doesn't like it.....to effin bad....

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. Too effen bad. Big baby.

[Rayne]

Oh he will like it! We girls know he will.

[Msterbeau]

Oh he will like it! We girls know he will.

Oh yes!! We girls... um....

Hey!!

Oh yeah.. back to Paul.

Mineral Spirits dude.

[Paper Hearts]

NONE OF THIS IS HELPING!!! /WRISTS

[Rayne]

Paul, why are you very sad?

... and didn't the rice help?

[Paper Hearts]

Paul, why are you very sad?

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Oh...because.

*locks himself in the bathroom and won't come out*

[Msterbeau]

*Places a mine against the door and blows it, the bathroom and Paul to smithereens*

Problems solved.

Next!!!!

[Paper Hearts]

^I'm still breathing. I'm bullet proof. Next!!