haiku for you

[zenaleigh]

already did that

it didn't fulfill my urge

I am still horny

[TheGimp]

zena find some cock

after that you will be good

no longer horny

[Msterbeau]

I'm home from work late

But my fridge holds a Guinness

Everything is fine.

[TheGimp]

DGN is fun

meeting new friends is cool

on the haiku page

[torn asunder]

i stand in the sun

unencumbered by shadows

noone can see me

[Rev.Reverence]

DGN is fun

meeting new friends is cool

on the haiku page

your haiku my bro

one syllable is missing

from the second line

[TheGimp]

god damn the haiku post

i really suck at this shit

i give up on it

[Rev.Reverence]

god damn the haiku post

i really suck at this shit

i give up on it

you should not dis-pare

I've been doin' this for many years

just count syl-la-bles

Edited November 18, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

[phee]

The horizon grey

Slowly grow towards the end

A long road to walk

[Msterbeau]

A woman's image

It infiltrates my night dreams

I will see her soon

[Rev.Reverence]

it is so damn cold

outside the wind is frigid

my thoughts are the same

[torn asunder]

i breathe ice crystals

they prove to me that it's true:

my heart is like ice

[Brenda Starrr]

I am so lucky

No one else is quite like me

You should be jealous

[Brenda Starrr]

I love my Weimy

Even though she farts like mad

I think I'll keep her

[Mean Salley]

a fast twirling axe

he had poor depth perception

parted his hair good

a ball-peen hammer

is it a melon with seeds?

or a head with brains?

she shot me down hard

her ice cream cone tasted good

her boyfriend runs fast!!!

Grover, we were friends

I did not grow up too fast

fuck you blue monster

last sugar cookie...

brother stole my Boba Fett

enjoy your carrot.

first haiku's evar

how come these don't rhyme?

[Rev.Reverence]

a fast twirling axe

he had poor depth perception

parted his hair good

a ball-peen hammer

is it a melon with seeds?

or a head with brains?

she shot me down hard

her ice cream cone tasted good

her boyfriend runs fast!!!

Grover, we were friends

I did not grow up too fast

fuck you blue monster

last sugar cookie...

brother stole my Boba Fett

enjoy your carrot.

first haiku's evar

how come these don't rhyme?

They do not have to rhyme.

very nice haiku

each and every one is

beauteousness

[Brenda Starrr]

Grover, we were friends

I did not grow up too fast

fuck you blue monster

*Pisses self over "fuck you blue monster"**

[Gauge]

tomorrow i cry

long ago i sold my soul

to an earth deamon

[phee]

Its the hope for it

simplicity, close my eyes.

I know they follow

[Simon Bar Sinister]

financially fucked

really really really hard

'til I'm almost numb

[Mean Salley]

Chewbacca, so tall

some things must be hard for you

like dingleberries

[Mean Salley]

you cheated on me

I laugh, the joke is on you

He's got the H.I.V.vy

[Simon Bar Sinister]

what's the point, really?

we're all interchangeable...

fuck it - who wants pie?

:D

*edited for correct syllable count*

Edited August 5, 2009 by SpammerOvTheGods

[Scales]

Running low on those

junk food drinks full of caffeine,

I will check the fridge.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

when the zombies come

one thing you must remember:

shoot 'em in the head