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Paul I'll turn you out

Make you sore and scream for more

Then ice will be nice

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Guest Game of Chance
Posted

Don't be a joiner.

Speak whats on your mind.

And tell 'em to fuck off.

Posted

well, as long as one foot works

you can jump around

and pogo w/ your tits out

Posted

Game doesn't have love

His heart now aches in sorrow

He needs to get laid

Posted

Tits you cannot see

Growthe spurt she never passed

Nubs is all they be

Posted

I want my tequilla back

you heard me correct

I called you a bitch, you bitch

Posted

That won't work for me

I'm not that kind of girl, Paul

Why would you say that?

Guest Game of Chance
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I want my tequilla back

you heard me correct

I called you a bitch, you bitch

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Laughing my ass off

Come and get it

Cause I'm fucking sleepy

Guest Game of Chance
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Game doesn't have love

His heart now aches in sorrow

He needs to get laid

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Game gets laid three times a week

He's had more ass in a month

Then you'll have in 5 years

Posted

I don't think thats a haiku lol

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Laughing my ass off

Come and get it

Cause I'm fucking sleepy

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fine, I'll be around shortly

a man needs liquer

when nobody will fuck him

Guest Game of Chance
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Game doesn't have love

His heart now aches in sorrow

He needs to get laid

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That sounds like an attack

Where the moderators at?

Too busy with something harmless llike Chan

Posted

Whatever whatev

Should I beat his pasty ass?

Tell me what you want.

Guest Game of Chance
Posted

Whatever whatev

Should I beat his pasty ass?

Tell me what you want.

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Sounds like a warning

would be in order

If I were a still a mod

Posted

Spank me if you will

I'll love every minute of it

And ask for some more

Posted

Chan's Gung fu is weak

He needs to stick to noodles

And stay outta sight

Posted

look, I do not give a fuck

I am hungover

& I'm still a sexy man

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:laughing

Posted

My god look your FACE

Please Please don't move anywhere

I'll get some towels

Posted

Chan wiwl destwoy all of you

wiff his gung fu skills

Chan is the master; you are not

Hwhaaaaaa!!!!

Posted

Chan is like nothing to me

I can kick his ass

and punch him hard in the face

Posted

Haiku are Chinese

But in English, are always

Five, seven, five. How?

Posted

Haiku are Chinese

But in English, are always

Five, seven, five. How?

Actually the are

Japanease just so you know

Education good.

Posted

Actually the are

Japanease just so you know

Education good.

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J-A-P-A-N

E-S-E, you fucking bitch

Suck my clitoris.

Posted (edited)

haiku it is true

is 5-7-5 - although

senryu is backwards

Edited by torn asunder
Posted

J-A-P-A-N

E-S-E, you fucking bitch

Suck my clitoris.

this just isn't nice

please be nice or you will find

warning level raised

=)

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