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In the office now

typing while on the headset

hours to go sigh

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Posted

this just isn't nice

please be nice or you will find

warning level raised

=)

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Aw, c'mon now Torn.

Phee knows I didn't mean it.

He is cool like that.

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Aw, c'mon now Torn.

Phee knows I didn't mean it.

He is cool like that.

some people don't see

that you are only kidding -

smilies will help this!

:wink

Posted

Been at work for 9

hours, two and a half to go

mommy please help me

Posted

I kill you at noon

Eat your face in the nighttime

You are my bitchslave.

=)

Posted

this just isn't nice

please be nice or you will find

warning level raised

=)

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Such a good call

By Creations Mod TA

You just rock my socks.

Posted

Even when it should

Even when it must be so

It is not again

Posted

I like cantaloupe

Cantaloupe does not like me

hurling melon sucks

Posted

Karaoke rocks

just like my llama and styx

meet me saturday

Posted

Warning levels, eh?

Better punishment would be

Spanking on the ass.

Posted

Spanking on the ass?

As if that was a bad thing

Punishment my ass!

Posted

Spanking on the ass?

As if that was a bad thing

Punishment my ass!

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You have caught me out.

I too enjoy a spanking.

Bend over, woman.

Posted

Bye-bye bananas

Cant-cant have my cantaloupe

Allergies suck fruit

Posted

You have caught me out.

I too enjoy a spanking.

Bend over, woman.

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Girl, you know it's true

This one I can not deny

Too bad I like boys

Posted

Who said spanking girls

Qualifies you as a lez?

It's variety.

Posted

Cracking open eyes

light keeps prying through the slit

does the air obey?

Posted

O! I love cophee

It wakes me up, makes me see

I have shit to do

Posted

I love haiku!

The day has brought Rain

The earth will flourish from it

the rain smells so good

I will make coffee

the fresh grounds smell refreshing

it gives me power

-ok so I was never a poet...... :confused

Posted

Famished I must be

My belly makes the noises

Of a lunchtime song

Posted

Famished I must be

My belly makes the noises

Of a lunchtime song

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If you eat breakfast

Then go straight to eating lunch

It makes a fat man.

Posted

If you eat breakfast

Then go straight to eating lunch

It makes a fat man.

Five hours were between

Breakfast and the meal at noon

Plump am I not yet

Posted

Five hours were between

Breakfast and the meal at noon

Plump am I not yet

why, when in haiku

like yoda do people talk

funny, i find it! :happy:

Posted

Make fun do not of

Yoda the Jedi Master

Or greet you death will

Posted

Of Yoda, we speak

Just like we did last year, right?

When I came to town

Posted

circular, life is

just as tall as it is wide

sort of like yoda!

:laughing

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