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New dress I just bought

From England, it will soon come

Hot as balls, I say!

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Posted

why, when in haiku

like yoda do people talk

funny, i find it!    :happy:

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To make seventeen

Syllables it makes sense to

Remove articles.

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amusing to me

when articles not used much

i hear confucius!

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amusing to me

when articles not used much

i hear confucius!

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You are a racist

It is okay to say that

Because I smile... see?

:cheerful

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You are a racist

It is okay to say that

Because I smile... see?

:cheerful

Extra periods

You have placed after the word

Smile. Is that allowed?

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They are ellipses-

Legal to own, sell, or use-

Unlike fun things are.

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racist i am not

but i used to watch kung fu

david carradine!

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racist i am not

but i used to watch kung fu

david carradine!

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David Carradine

Is a round-eye cracka-ass.

Racist you sure are.

:grin

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Carradine was here

I almost met at hotel

To give pedicure

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one step then one more

is there still a me out there?

eyes back to the earth

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Profound statements are

Made on this board in Haiku

I just want lunch now

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The Rayne is the most

Luminous creature on earth

cleansing and life now

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David Carradine

Is a round-eye cracka-ass.

Racist you sure are.

:grin

racist you think me?

as you will notice above

you called him "round-eye"!

:tongue:

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racist you think me?

as you will notice above

you called him "round-eye"!

:tongue:

Name callers are you

both. Take it someplace else please

So we may eat in peace

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racist you think me?

as you will notice above

you called him "round-eye"!

:tongue:

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To be a racist

Against white people is not

To be a racist.

:laughing

Posted

A haiku for the

End of the day that is here

I go to bed now

Posted

Conflagration burns

Rapture entwined with fury

Smoldering embers

Posted

Plastic building man

Dreams of trees with painted sun

clicks and sturs endless

Posted

Sleepy and angry

Slumber evades me again

Damned caffeined drinkies

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The Rayne is the most

Luminous creature on earth

cleansing and life now

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:blushing :blushing :blushing :blushing

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Parents and children

Both were at my house for lunch

Thus mayhem ensued

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dead cows on clover

green-gold flies buzz and hover

wait for explosion

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Tired eyes burn me

screens unchanging stare ceiling

outside memory

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The training wheels off

My daughter would not ride thus

Obstacle now gone

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He joked that I'm old

He does not see that I will

Have to choke his ass

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