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dumb bitches at work

cannot adjust stroller straps

they are beyond hope

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Posted

Brass Fusion disses

me for no reason at all

Paybacks are the suck.

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Tomorrow I must

Tell Ulta I'm leaving them

They can just blow me.

Posted (edited)

That does suck bad butt

Life goes on and you will win

tomorrow begins

(my kid loves this thread)

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I am sick today

Ulta waits till tomorrow

To hear "Blow me, bye!"

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i've lost my mojo

poetry now hides from me

this makes me so sad...

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Sir Torn Asunder

The muse will come by the by

Have patience and see

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I made a choice yes

Jury is still out if it was

the right choice regret?

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I don't know to write a haiku.

Haiku.

Haiku-ku-ku-ku-ku(?)

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I don't know to write a haiku.

Haiku.

Haiku-ku-ku-ku-ku(?)

First and last lines have

Five syllables second has

Seven, understand?

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So, a haiku looks

Kinda like this, but it is

Written much better?

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You can save your legs

If you ride a cripple man

remember the brakes

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So, a haiku looks

Kinda like this, but it is

Written much better?

Exactly there bro

But you are not writing bad

in my opinion

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I did it! You see?

I did it all for the phee!

I watch him go pee.

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I did it! You see?

I did it all for the phee!

I watch him go pee.

Making phrases ryhmn

Is not necessary right...

why watch my urine

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Making phrases ryhmn

Is not necessary right...

why watch my urine

I like to make ryhmes.

In haiku form it's just fine.

Now Phee, bend over...

Posted

I bent over once

it was great so they oft say

gothic chicken dark

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rhyming in haiku

makes it more like dr. seuss

than anything else

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adrift in boxes

a moment of fresh air once

close eyes continue

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Why did I rush off

I was scared and confused see

now I pay my dues

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we do what we know

we do not what we know not

that is why we do

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Strangers in the night

Exchanging something something,

Do be do be do.

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Gothic girls sweet

Darkwave chicks with fishnet legs

applebees salad

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If i could bottle

my feelings i'd sell them as

a hangover cure

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Boobies are real fun

They jiggle and sometimes flop

I really like boobs

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