haiku for you

[torn asunder]

post a haiku - why not, there's not much else worthwhile going on now...

people are sucky

i want them to go away

but they never will =(

haiku is funny

but i really suck at it

wish i was better :erm

[Game of Chan]

post a haiku - why not, there's not much else worthwhile going on now...

people are sucky

i want them to go away

but they never will  =(

haiku is funny

but i really suck at it

wish i was better  :erm

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ohh so you weally fink you are gung fu master too, ehhh? I will chop you in half. How you wike that one?

Waaaaa!!

[torn asunder]

Ohh so you weally fink you are gung fu master too, ehhh? I will chop you in half. How you wike that one? 

Waaaaa!!

do you wish to contribute with a haiku (or maybe senryu)? if not, then this post will be removed...

[phee]

Bumps and clicks today

Never really know how why

bested and tested

[pharoh]

Sitting on the can

I take a humoungus dump

And all is serene

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh no, Game of Chan

You will lose against me here.

Why not just get lost?

[pharoh]

Get in the kitchen

Brenda Starr make me a pie

Then give me Lovins

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, Hell no Big Boy

You can kiss my sweet white ass

Also massage me

[pharoh]

Pay up your damn bill

Then we'll talk bout massages

Till then work it off

Edited July 23, 2006 by pharoh

[Brenda Starrr]

You so cheap and corny

Good luck making me horny

Grow yourself some balls

[pharoh]

If I'm cheap pay up

Twelve men can't make you horny

You need Viagra

[Brenda Starrr]

Good luck, Short Duck Dong

You are no match for Ms. Starrr

Go and get a clue

[pharoh]

Ouch it hurts so bad

Ms Starr's tampon is switched

With a brilo pad

[Brenda Starrr]

You know you love pain

That is why you sream my name

When I choke you, babe.

[Paper Hearts]

I have learned that pissing on

English muffins is

wrong and very bad

[Brenda Starrr]

That is no haiku

Paul does not know real rules

learn and then you join

[Paper Hearts]

look, I do not give a fuck

I am hungover

& I'm still a sexy man

[pharoh]

I scream your name hun

Because i can't freakin breathe

Loosen your damn grip

[Brenda Starrr]

Please give a fuck, Paul

You giving a fuck is good

And it makes me squeal

[Brenda Starrr]

Pharoh, do not bitch

You asked for this last evening

Quit your bitching now

[Paper Hearts]

I do not care if you squeal

I want to sit down

and make out with somebody

[pharoh]

Tie me up please

Put on the blindfold and gag

Spank me till I bleed

[Brenda Starrr]

If I were single

I'd take care of you Sir Hearts

But I'm not, oh well

[Paper Hearts]

It doesn't matter really

I am fucking broke

and I can't dance anyway

[Brenda Starrr]

I can't dance a step

Just in case you didn't know

I have two left feet