Pick-Up Lines

[phee]

A good one to do while in the movies...

When a sex scene shows up on the screen, turn to a hot female in the crowd and say... "you see that? that's you and me in 2 hours"

[odims_sphere]

"wanna see my spaceship?"

[Morbid Side]

Not sure if this one has been used yet.

Guy: "Are you from Tennessee?"

Girl: "No"

Guy: "Well you're the only PERFECT TEN I SEE!"

[BrassFusion]

Not sure if this one has been used yet.

Guy: "Are you from Tennessee?"

Girl: "No"

Guy: "Well you're the only PERFECT TEN I SEE!"

GAH *pukes*

nice one... it takes a really bad pun to illicit the puke response from me

[torn asunder]

lick both of your index fingers & touch one of them to her shirt, and one to yours, saying, "how about you & me get out of these wet clothes!!"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Hi I'm a moderator on a goth board....

(5 seconds later... panties off.... legs in the air.... and deeply breathing)

Is TOTALLY trying this!!

[hunhee]

Okay..so the worst pick up line I ever got was "I don't wanna have sex with you, I just want the opportunity to see you naked" *blink*

[Jadis]

Do you wanna see my naked room?

[saechalyn]

*giggle* Here's a line I used that worked!

"Ever have an erotic dream about someone and not be able to look them in the eye the next day?"

Must be said while pointedly looking at the person's feet.

Granted it wasn't a pure "pick up" line, as we already knew each other and I had reason to believe my line would work. Heehee!

[torn asunder]

(only a "pickup" line if you can pull it off with confidence, and a bit of "i'm teasing you, dummy!" attitude - not recommended for novices, which, of course, leaves me out!)

pick a woman to approach:

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: WHAT!?

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: "NO!" (or some variation)

you:"hmm - must be your feet then..."

you: *turn & walk away*

(edited to add: you can exchange "pussy" with "panties" for a less crude option - still gets the point across!)

[saechalyn]

(only a "pickup" line if you can pull it off with confidence, and a bit of "i'm teasing you, dummy!" attitude - not recommended for novices, which, of course, leaves me out!)

pick a woman to approach:

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: WHAT!?

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: "NO!" (or some variation)

you:"hmm - must be your feet then..."

you: *turn & walk away*

Anyone who said that to me would get punched, whether they were teasing or not!

[Msterbeau]

I have a date tomorrow night with a woman I threatened to decapitate. That is all.

[Jadis]

HIM: So, why don't we grab a pizza and go back to my place for some hot sex?"

HER: Eww/No/etc.

HIM: What? You don't like pizza?

[torn asunder]

HIM: So, why don't we grab a pizza and go back to my place for some hot sex?"

HER: Eww/No/etc.

HIM: What? You don't like pizza?

[FarrIL]

I just recall the time a guy hit on me at work.

And then asked, as I rang him up, if he could have a kiss.

::: barfs :::

Good conversation starter: "I see ink."

[Msterbeau]

I see ink.

[Absinthe]

The one I usually use is:

"So, do you have a boyfreind?" (Hopefully she says 'no'.) "You want one?"

Then the one I made up that's slap to the face or kick to the groin worthy is:

"Hey baby, you're like a bedroom door. I knock and I wanna *come* inside."

Yea...needless to say I NEVER use the last one...but, it's still funny...

you used that last one on me...and ...it worked....LOL

[Absinthe]

I had a guy tell me I looked so good he could spread me on a cracker and eat me. We went out the next night. I'm all up for at least going on one date with a guy with enough balls to say something like that. It entertains me.

[Jadis]

It's so quiet back at my place.. it really needs something. ..... like you screaming my name.

[phee]

I don't mean to sound forward but.... can I chew on your butt?

[FarrIL]

I see ink.

And I bet that once you realize it's an Ohm..... you'll go "ohm baby!!"