Pick-Up Lines

[Gothmama25]

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?

[Gothmama25]

Is that a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them?

[Paper Hearts]

lol. I do not do the lines miss.

[phee]

Can my dad masturbate in the corner while I have sex with you?

That one works on me every time.... *sigh*

[torn asunder]

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

do you work for ups? i thought i saw you checking out my package!

hey, my friend over there *points* wants to know if you think i'm cute!?

:erm :fear

[JaneDead]

i don't think a guy has ever used a line on me ever. they would usually just come up and talk to me. and i would always talk to them no matter who they were, interested or not. well i'd never be interested actually but i'd still always talk to a friendly person.

[phee]

Fuck me if I am wrong, but do you find me attractive?

[Gothmama25]

Are you tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day?

[BrassFusion]

"Can I just stare at you from across the bar? You're way too hot to actually have a conversation with."

Yes, I used that. And it worked.

[slingerlandstyx]

"Can I just stare at you from across the bar? You're way too hot to actually have a conversation with."

Yes, I used that. And it worked.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Good one, I've never used it, but i've seen it in action.

[princesspsycho]

I lost my phone number can I have yours

[ssid67]

That outfit would look at lot better on the floor next to my bed.

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

I'm easy. Are you?

that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

[pharoh]

you have nice eyes........can I have them?

[Reaper]

Some lines that were posted on another forum online were:

"I have a mouthful of skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?"

"If you were a boogey(booger), id pick you everytime."

[torn asunder]

"i know milk does a body good, but...

DAAAAYUUMMM, how much you been drinkin!?!?"

:laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[ssid67]

I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.

[Brenda Starrr]

I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I totally want to use that!

[pharoh]

I used this one down in West Virginia when i went down there last.......

Are you my cousin?

(The inside joke here is that back in the day my Family owned 3/4 of W.V)

[ssid67]

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

[Brenda Starrr]

HAHAHAHA!

Where do you GET this shit??

[Dubh Aingeal]

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

[ssid67]

HAHAHAHA!

Where do you GET this shit??

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

here and there will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street. :grin

[EvilEve]

i'll love you like Jeffery Dohmer... i'll love you to pieces.

[Gauge]

i got this one today

yer at least 18 right?

why?

cause i dont wanna get in trouble with your daddy for banging you

wow. . .so awful im not sure thats even a pick up line but gross nontheless