Super Powers

[Hellion]

:devil

Invisibility,especially when your in a bank,no harm to anyone,just walk in and walk out fully loaded with cash.no one would ever know.

[BillyDeath]

Flight. Then I would'nt have to rely on a car and have the right and the freedom to go any where I want. I would kill to have the powers of flight.

[Scary Guy]

Flight, so I could zoom around and save gas. Both make you feel free I suppose, but imagine zooming through shit like buildings and such.

[Paper Hearts]

This so funny-

Kelly: I give her a super power and she just wants to use it to save money on gas and get to work on time.

Brass: would use her superpower for sex and travel.

TA: If he could turn invisible, he'd simply use it to sneak around and learn people's secrets.

Crank: He would use his power to robb banks.

Billy: He'd use his just for easier travel.

Scary: Another person who would just use his super power to save money...and he'd also do a bit of joy-riding.

Me: petty theft.

None of us, if given superpowers would use our power for the forces of good, none of us would be superheros. In fact, 4 of us would be some level of villan, rather than a hero. This is exactly how it was on the program. That is so funny. I just had to test it out for myself.

*Part 2: If I told you that you had to use your superpower for good, to fight crime...to take out a team of terrorists in a skyscraper, let's say...how would you do it?

[Brenda Starrr]

I want to be invisible so that I can fuck with people.

[phee]

I want to be invisible so that I can fuck people.

Can't you do that now even though you are visible?

[Rayne]

You cannot carry more than you can now. If Rayne can carry Phee now then she would be able to carry him when she's flying...if that's what she chooses. I'm not sure that she can though, you're right.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

... I don't think I can ...

I haven't decided which I want yet anyway. I'm still thinking.

[Brenda Starrr]

Can't you do that now even though you are visible?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

PHEE!!!

I didn't say that!!!

[phee]

PHEE!!!

I didn't say that it would be anyone other than wayne... I just think it would be kinky to have sex with my husband while invisible... and Rayne is so lucky to have you BTW!!!

That makes sense

[Paper Hearts]

^Imagine what life would be like if you could give a flying fuck.

[BrassFusion]

I never said I wouldn't use my powers of invisibility to thwart terrorists. I sure would, in fact!

First I'd do some poltergeist shit to make them nervous. Then I'd start killing them one by one with a stilletto.

[phee]

I am still not sure what he means by this.... people can't fly or be invisible.... and he tried this whole batwing thing that just sounded silly to me.... I think he needs to improve the way that he asks in the future....

[Paper Hearts]

I never said I wouldn't use my powers of invisibility to thwart terrorists. I sure would, in fact!

First I'd do some poltergeist shit to make them nervous. Then I'd start killing them one by one with a stilletto.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So...as a superhero, you would make ghost sounds and use a stilletto to fight crime.

[phee]

What about the ability to see invisible flying things?

[Paper Hearts]

^Please be more specific.

[phee]

No.... you really need to make sense when you ask questions... or I will raise your warning level to tan

[Paper Hearts]

^You know what? I've got my own set of color-coded warning levels for the moderators...and right now you are at Neptune's Passion blue.

[Brenda Starrr]

So...as a superhero, you would make ghost sounds and use a stilletto to fight crime.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, shit! I would! I have a pair with 5 inch heels, just waiting to be shoved up someone's ass!

[Paper Hearts]

^LMAO

Brenda, as a Super-Brenda, with invisibility, would shove her high-heels up criminals' asses!

[Brenda Starrr]

Indeed.

[Paper Hearts]

"With great power comes great responsibility"

My point with part 2 of this thread was to show that not only would people not use their powers for good, but if they were forced to or reminded that they should, no one would even know how to go about it. I don't remember any super heros that howled like ghosts or invaded villans butts with footwear.

Another interesting part of this survey finds what types of personalities people have. People who choose flight are generally more outgoing, type A personalities. Invisible people are more often type B.

But anyway, It's also hilarious that most people know right away which power they would rather have, as if they'd thought about it before...yet no one mentions that they'd be interested in helping people with their super ability.

[phee]

If you knew how to ask the question... I would have loved to participate *sigh*

[Paper Hearts]

^You were already disqualified. I gave you giant, bat wings, and you fucked it up.

[phee]

What kind of bat?

[Paper Hearts]

I hope that Brenda violates you with her shoe.