Super Powers

[phee]

What brand of shoe?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't know, she probably has lots though. Women have lots of shoes. And in Brenda's case, her heels are the symbol of truth and justice that will strike fear into the hearts of evil-doers.

Nothing scarrier than some invisible woman with a closet full of stillettos, that isn't afraid to use them.

[phee]

What kind of closet?

[Paper Hearts]

I think that would interesting to find out. But that's kind of like asking BatMan to show you the BatCave, you know?

[kellygrrrrrl]

he's got a point........

^Ok my heads in the gutter on this one...

HUh huhuhuhuhuhuh....PH's got a point.....

[phee]

What kind of bat?

[kellygrrrrrl]

ooo ooo me me!! I wanna choose what kind of Bat!!!

THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phee]

ooo ooo me me!! I wanna choose what kind of Bat!!!

THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neat!!!

[Paper Hearts]

What kind of neat?

[phee]

Bat neat

[Paper Hearts]

What kind of bat?

[phee]

Good question!

[DJ Nocker]

invisability....becuase i would neer need a job.

[Rayne]

Flight, I choose flight.

[BrassFusion]

"With great power comes great responsibility"

My point with part 2 of this thread was to show that not only would people not use their powers for good, but if they were forced to or reminded that they should, no one would even know how to go about it. I don't remember any super heros that howled like ghosts or invaded villans butts with footwear.

Another interesting part of this survey finds what types of personalities people have. People who choose flight are generally more outgoing, type A personalities. Invisible people are more often type B.

But anyway, It's also hilarious that most people know right away which power they would rather have, as if they'd thought about it before...yet no one mentions that they'd be interested in helping people with their super ability.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I don't see how my using invisibility to travel in general or to improve my sex life is inherently evil... I also don't see why people would necessarily say "I'll use my powers to fight crime!"

That's really a sort of stock response, don't you think? Fighting crime would be difficult in that you'd have to be in the right place at the right time. I'd just travel around and invisifuck until I found a crime in progress, then I'd try to avert it.

And how would YOU suggest fighting terrorists if you were invisible? I didn't say "howl like a ghost," I said POLTERGEIST. As in, kick something across the floor to confuse them or put them on edge. Purely psychological. Then the stilletto (as in, retractable knife that I could presumably keep hidden, even when invisible) would be for killing them.

Outgoing and introverted don't seem to have a direct correlation with classic type A or type B, as in, organized and logical vs. creative and random.

And no, I had never thought about whether I'd prefer invisibility to flight. I just considered it carefully and arrived at a decision. Now stop putting words in my mouth and replace them with something more interesting. Have you ever gotten naughty with an invisible chick? Just imagine the visual perspective. KINKY.

[Paper Hearts]

^Because when you are sneaking aboard an airplane, you are stealing. You are getting something for free you're not supposed to. It's a crime.

'Steals Flights To Florida Woman'

And I asked you what you would use your powers for 'Steals Flights to London Girl' and you answerd sex and stowing away on airplanes.

And yes, you are weird. You scare a skyscraper full of terrorists w/ poltergheist effects...and carry a knife (?) which is funny.

[BrassFusion]

^Because when you are sneaking aboard an airplane, you are stealing. You are getting something for free you're not supposed to. It's a crime.

'Steals Flights To Florida Woman'

And I asked you what you would use your powers for 'Steals Flights to London Girl' and you answerd sex and stowing away on airplanes.

And yes, you are weird. You scare a skyscraper full of terrorists w/ poltergheist effects...and carry a knife (?) which is funny.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Just because it's a crime doesn't make it evil.

Does someone like Paris Hilton deserve to fly first class, just because she can afford to?

And look at it this way... if I stowed away on an airplane, if invisible, how comfortable do you think I could make myself? I hope the cargo section of the plane is pressurized, because I couldn't just find a seat and plop. And I couldn't just stand in the aisle.

I didn't say that it would just be travel for the sake of travel. I brought that up out of the billions of advantages of being invisible just to compare it to the travel advantage of flight. Hell, what other advantages does the power of flight have, really?

If you were invisible and had to kill people, what weapon would you use, Uses-his-powers-of-invisibility-to-steal-sundries-and-notions-from-party-stores-man?

[Paper Hearts]

Jets can only carry so much weight...and it has to be evenly distributed

or

the

jet

goes

CRASH

AND WHEN BRENDA PUTS A HIGH HEEL UP YOUR ANUS YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE WRONG.

[BrassFusion]

Jets can only carry so much weight...and it has to be evenly distributed

or

    the

jet

 

goes

      CRASH

AND WHEN BRENDA PUTS A HIGH HEEL UP YOUR ANUS YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE WRONG.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ok, I'm not THAT fat, asspirate. And if planes didn't have considerable wiggle room on their weight allowances, they'd be weighing every passenger.

[Paper Hearts]

I used to be a load-master, but you know better. Talk all you want. When Brenda slides the spike home you will know right from wrong. But hey, I don't care, it's your ass, not mine.

[BrassFusion]

I used to be a load-master, but you know better. Talk all you want. When Brenda slides the spike home you will know right from wrong. But hey, I don't care, it's your ass, not mine.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So you were the one who weighed every passenger before they boarded and turned people away once the weight limit had been reached, even if their seats were still available?

Did they pay you in three-dollar bills?

[Paper Hearts]

Again, YOU are my desktop wallpaper.

[BrassFusion]

Uh... i'm flattered? What pic do you have of me that would make a good desktop?

[Anathema]

I'd be invisible. So many wallets to pick and so many people you could sneak up on and watch them doing naughty naughty deeds.

[Gauge]

oohhh flight definately. ive always wanted to be able to fly