The NeverEnding Story

[paradox]

ravage these innocent animals! I'm calling PETA! and we all know what PETA stands for...

[Brenda Starrr]

Perverts for the Evil Testicular Assembly!! They are the most loathed and feared.....

[paradox]

by men everywhere! which is why the factory was making conical helmets. what do you think they will think of next? a...

[Brenda Starrr]

conical ding ding cover! The flat ones aren't very protective, so a little depth will....

[paradox]

really increase the protection. Up next on our tour we have...

[Brenda Starrr]

Famale warriors in chrome bras. These surely will keep their.....

[paradox]

opponents dazzled on a bright sunny day! Now onto the...

[Fierce Critter]

Less sexual aspect of our story.

It was a bright, clear morning. Birds were singing, flowers were growing. The sound of whistling could be heard faint over a hill, growing louder.

[paradox]

Thats when the guided missiles hit. Whistling indeed, followed by deafening explosions, utterly annihilating the factory and everyone in it--yes, even Eomer! A sad, sad day indeed for what else can be said but...

[Fierce Critter]

Eomer - R.I.P.

[paradox]

Yet, the story was not over, for it was indeed the never ending story. Thus next we encounter...

[Vater Araignee]

Tonya The Tiny Topless Tart who just loved to diddle...

[paradox]

on her fiddle, and oh could she fiddle. She loved to fiddle all sorts of tunes on her fiddle but her favorite was...

[squee]

the skin flute

[Vater Araignee]

But she kept on thinking how frustrating it was not having a skin flute of her own. So she went to see...

[paradox]

a man about a skin flute. However, on the way she was waylaid by...

[Vater Araignee]

A daranged munchkin enshrouded by a cloud of his own flatulance who