A philisophical rant from the emsmoteric side

[phee]

I am sorry if I offend the more coborastish members of the board, but as some of the more effijinitic members of the board have seen, we are in a crisis of mevomorint (that's right I say mevormorent) proportions!!!

Ok, I have really tried for the last few months to remain in a state of placid tomoricism, but really have you people actually looked around you. Optocombastism is the key to understanding this...

First of all there are the posts from members that bring out the more finsistive sides of society. You probably don't even know you are doing it, in fact I almost pity you, sitting in a plamtificious state of hewinticity ruin it for the rest of us who are trying to remain at the level of the boonmorsoseric. I know that the temptation is there, hell we have all been there (Do you get me Brenda? thought you might!). Misplaced feelings of post-impadicism caused by you people makes me shudder with the the very finsistiveness that you willingly (or unwillingly eh Brassfusion?) spew.

Second and perhaps more chumbistorus, is the fact that most of you people still continue to co-tresculate with us, your coworkers, and even your own nasewistic children... The corruption is so deep, and so bondiforis as to even effect the way you look (right Paperhearts?). OK so maybe I am overgorvindulating the obvious... but maybe not? When Steven speaks.... we all are rapped in the same thoughts of saptevulation. Even in the Bedroom!

I hope my point to you (and especially you Marc) has has some sort of bintoctolous effect... If any of you have a problem with this, feel free to PM me...

(And Rayne.... I will always convey as bumtilufy my most amortisiphatic feelings for you... forever)

[Brenda Starrr]

If Rayne doesn't know how much you love her now, she never will. I can only aspire to find such love and adoration.

[Rayne]

LOL. I do. Believe me, I do.

[Brenda Starrr]

He loves you. He loves you good.

And thank God you love him back.

[Rayne]

Oh my God do I love him.

I have never ever been happier. :grin

[BrassFusion]

I WANT A JOB WHERE I CAN SIT ON MY ASS AND

A. BULLSHIT ON FORUMS AND

B. PLAY ONLINE RIDDLES

ALL DAY.

NOW GODDAMNIT.

[Msterbeau]

I like pants.

Except when Carla is here... :-)

[Brenda Starrr]

I WANT A JOB WHERE I CAN SIT ON MY ASS AND

A. BULLSHIT ON FORUMS AND

B. PLAY ONLINE RIDDLES

ALL DAY.

NOW GODDAMNIT.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Have some ning. It'll make you pheel better.

[phee]

I WANT A JOB WHERE I CAN SIT ON MY ASS AND

A. BULLSHIT ON FORUMS AND

B. PLAY ONLINE RIDDLES

ALL DAY.

NOW GODDAMNIT.

Comcast is hiring.... (seriously)

[BrassFusion]

Comcast is hiring.... (seriously)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

they never called me back the first time after that massive job fair in sterling heights. I can take a hint.

[BrassFusion]

they even gave us a goddamn math test that there's no way I didn't ace. And not even a call or a letter.

[phee]

they even gave us a goddamn math test that there's no way I didn't ace. And not even a call or a letter.

Really? I got hired from one of those job fairs.... I never got a math test :blink

[BrassFusion]

Really? I got hired from one of those job fairs.... I never got a math test :blink

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You probably just got the job cuz you're black, then.

[phee]

You probably just got the job cuz you're black, then.

:fear

No one knows I am from Ziare

[BrassFusion]

:fear

No one knows I am from Ziare

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Is that somewhere near Zaire?

[phee]

No... its near Eegipt

[Paper Hearts]

linoleum.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Does it make you feel smart to use big words Phee?

Yah, well......

Phee is smert

[phee]

That is very chopovimable of you miss... thanks

[Paper Hearts]

Phee uses only the top words.

[phee]

Thanks all

[LuluVox]

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

[phee]

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Thanks Lulu...

For the most part you have consistantly and revistinitly been one of the more corpohantent people on the board

[Head Wreck]

big words make head hurt.

[phee]

big words make head hurt.

I din't mean to injure you..... your not going to sue me are you?