Ever Try......

[Homicidalheathen]

It was an experiment. I saw. I thought......the package looks good, I mean, I know its spam...but it had turkey slices on the can.

So I bring it home (my kids consume flesh now)

I look in the fridge and the can is in there with one tiny scoop missing out of this thing they call turkey meat. Its gross! It looks like a lump of poo or some shit.

I guess it didn't go over very well...probably just use it for cat food.

Anyone ever try this spam turkey?

They take a perfectly good bird and turn it into something gross.

[JaneDead]

[Homicidalheathen]

The cats love it, modified potato starch and all!

Sorry, but if I want potatoes with my turkey....I will have them on the side, thanks. Not mushed into it like this......

[Steven]

I like my spam as God created it: the original high sodium clump in the can. that makes a sandwich hellagood....