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I came home the other night a bit trashed, not too bad but pretty high and tired yes. Nothing I have not handled fine before.

Well I went in to take out my contacts and thought I had gotten one stuck in my eye.

So here it is 3 days later and I find it in the container. I know I did not get it out and did not put it in there....in fact, I looked for it again the next morning worried about my eye.

WTF??? :shock:

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Welcome to being insane! Its not a bad place really. You get to make up own rules.

people really don't expect much of you why should they your nuts.

It gives you a pass out of every situation.

As long as your not physically lashing out you can avoid a straight jacket cause there real uncomfortable.

You should really try and look at the bright side of this. :happydance

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Welcome to being insane! Its not a bad place really. You get to make up own rules.

people really don't expect much of you why should they your nuts.

It gives you a pass out of every situation.

As long as your not physically lashing out you can avoid a straight jacket cause there real uncomfortable.

You should really try and look at the bright side of this. :happydance

Don't forget the free government money from the government (SSI) for being insane.

HH you've always been insane, don't ever change.

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I have disposable contacts, and one time, when I had just gotten up and was not really awake yet, I needed to open a new set to start using. So I put in one of my contacts and couldn't figure out why my vision got blurrier and my eye hurt. I already had contacts in and was trying to put in a second pair. Doh!

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Don't forget the free government money from the government (SSI) for being insane.

HH you've always been insane, don't ever change.

Your not crazy it was the aliens. They are always trying to trick people into thinking they are crazy. That way when they come visit you no one will buy it becasue "youre crazy". Next your going to be saying men actually landed on the moon. (that was just a tv show) :sorcerer:

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You're not crazy, just supersmart! I mean, you got out your contact lens just by WILLING it out of your eye!

:grin

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I swear it got stuck in the corner and I couldn't get it out.....then it just appeared in the container...yup...I am nuts.......ready to get the government cash fo sho.

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