Song Lyrics For Losers And Assholes...

[JaneDead]

post your favorite asshole/loser song lyrics here

[phee]

Hate Dept - Superdrama lyrics

Day to day

Disaster always comes your way

Day after day

I wish you would leave but I think you'll stay

When the world crashes down on you

It crashes on me too

Pure superdrama

Day to day

Everythïng goes wrong

Day after day

How can you hold on?

[ssid67]

My life is a peice of wax thats falling on a termite thats choking on some splinters

[phee]

Numb - Smile

flail and let flail

cattle gladly doomed to fail

the mass of the masses

a boiling pit of seething gas

doing time do it right

doing nothing done up tight

BILE AND GUILE

CHOKE IT BACK WITH A SMILE

A TETHER A NOOSE

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE

lie through the teeth shrinkwrap poison underneath

a chainmail face baring fangs to show your place

you've bought it you're sold

where is the "why" where is a "no"

BILE AND GUILE

CHOKE IT BACK WITH A SMILE

A TETHER A NOOSE

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE

SMASH MY HEAD

OR SMASH MY SKULL

?? I'VE BEEN SHOT

OR ??? GROW

BILE AND GUILE

CHOKE IT BACK WITH A SMILE

A TETHER A NOOSE

YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE

SMILE

LET'S SMILE

CHOKED TO DEATH

ON A SMILE

SMILE

SMILE

SMILE

BETTER HAVE A SMILE

SMILE SMILE

BETTER SMILE

SMILE

LET'S SMILE

CHOKED TO DEATH

ON A SMILE

[JaneDead]

denis leary - the asshole song

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream

About me, about you

About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests

About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts

Maybe below the cockles,

Maybe in the sub cockle area,

Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,

Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job

Im your average white, suburbanized slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and my job, my kids and my car

My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested

(oh no, no way, uh uh)

No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense

(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)

Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)

Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces

While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)

Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song

Ranting and raving and carrying on

Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...

Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)

Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do

Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible

Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps

And all leather cow interior

And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)

And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour

Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,

Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds

In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers

And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers

Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side

And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why

2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?

Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want

They can have a big democracy cakewalk

Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square

and it wont make a lick of difference

Because weve got the bombs, OK?

John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer

Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why,

Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times

Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!

I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,

and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,

and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)

Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Everybody

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

[JaneDead]

jimmy buffett's I-95 asshole song....

Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.

Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.

I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.

So I wrote a song about him instead.

It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

And don't you try to blame it on me.

You deserve all the credit.

You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.

You're an asshole tonight.

And I've got a feelin'

you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother

just the other night.

I told her I thought you were an asshole.

She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes

'cause you've known them your whole life.

And somebody told me

you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?

Or did you work at it your whole life?

Either way it worked out fine

'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

[wormsinwombs]

Psychostick-BEER!

I like beer 'cos it is good

I drink beer because I should

if there is a song to sing

I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad

'cuz the beer it makes me glad

now there's nothign left to say

so lets go drink beer

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

... and Stuff

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

let's go drink some BEER

BEER

when its warm it taste's real crappy

but cold beer will make me happy

when I throw up on the floor

I can go and drink some more

they say beer will make me dumb

it are go good with pizza

now that we have drunk some beer

lets go drive a car

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

....and stuff

Beer is good

Beer is good

Beer is good

let's go drink some BEER

Beer

uh dude.. I think youv'e had enough

...No

lets go drink some beer.

I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee

I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee

i am drunk, drunk as me, I am...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

LIPSTICK by Guttermouth

on a tuesday afternoon

my mom came into my room

and said get the fuck up outta bed

and get a god damned job

so i told her hey hey fuck you mom

and threw the phone at her head

but i missed and hit her in the snatch

so i slamed the door in her face

don't ever barge in my room

or i'll kick your ass and call the cops

and tell them i'm abused

and you'll wind up in jail

while i snowboard in vail

no one to post your bail

cuz daddy loves me more

he says that your a.....

your worthless

your lazy

your stupid

a little over wieght

now give me 20 bucks

mommy you're so worthless

your lazy

your stupid

a little over wieght

now give me 20 bucks

no make it 50 bucks

now mom writes me letters

i write return to sender

let her rot in her cell

i watch the dogs mate on her bed

sorry mommy i had to pawn the china silver

and all your jewelry

i had to eat

and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you

your lazy

your stupid

a little over wieght

now give me 20 bucks

mommy you're so worthless

your lazy

your stupid

a little over wieght

now give me 20 bucks

no make it 50 bucks

No! make it 60 bucks...make it 75...

Why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse...

I hope your having fun rotting in jail...

Maybe I'll come visit you...

Nahh...

Enjoy your stretch in jail...

Now THAT'S an asshole song... ...I'm thinking about uploading it to my myspace...