My New Job

[Gauge]

God it was unbelievable! after last night i stand by what ive said before, what could be better than getting paid to watch naked women dancing all night! lol so anyway it started out really funny. i got through all the paper work and everything and the boss and i started to get more talkative (i dont think he knew how to take me when we first met) and he goes to find my outfit and when he comes back he just started giggling when he asked me if i was really comfortable with it. he thought it was really cool because pretty much all the waitresses hated walking around in a skimpy little french maid outfit but i LOVED IT! i go down to the bathroom and get changed and was even more surprised at how assume it looked on, me-ow. i walk out to get really good look at myself in the full length mirror and one of the dancers walks in and immediately gasps and tells me how fucking hot i look *ego boost* so i do my little turn and she keeps showering me with compliments until finally she goes, im so into asses, you have to bend over so i can see yours better, so i do and she starts grabbing it and telling me how nice it is! i have to admit i was a little shy (which i tend to be even when women arent grabbing me) but she was really fun! so i walk out and the dj is also just blown away, so much that he announces me as the new waitress and tells me to do a little spin, so i do and all the guys applauded and yelled. by this time my boss sees me and so does the rent a cop bouncer guy and they just stared and couldnt even hardly speak, my boss even started to turn red! i walk up to the bar and start my training and the girl was really cool and let me walk with her for a few tables so i could get the hang of everything. just as i get that down they start the booth dances so i got to learn what to do for that to. to make big tips and get bonuses and shit we have to sell actual drinks (instead of the standard soda refills). so i walk up and watch her do her thing, basically were supposed to talk the guy into buying his dancer a drink (a very expensive drink). after watching her for a bit i tried it on my own and it went very well! i started of kind of bad because i was a little shy but buy the end of the night i got such a kick out of the reactions i was getting from the guys being so shy that i got more forward. anyway i walk up to one of the booths and slide in beside the dancer and ask the guy if he wants to buy his sexy dancer something to drink and he says no, so i flirt a little and im like, she loves a nice wet pussy, dont you wanna make her happy? and he about died. HEY! get your mind out of the gutter, the pussy is a drink! lol but once i started being forward like that i got a bunch of drink orders, so many infact i got a compliment from the boss on how good i was doing for my first night. we had 3 birthdays to do and damn to the dancers get freaky! i have another favorite girl as of last night also, all i can say is DAMN! she was just cuuuuute and was only 18 by a few days :devil i ended up talking to her quite a bit to and shes got the most nieave personality which made her all the more cute. anyway the night went on and one of the dancers walks up to me, takes my hand and rubs her nipple with it and goes "look how hard i am". i almost died! by this time i was like a little freak, and it showed to the customers who thought i was totally hot. i was walking around filling up drinks and stuff when this table (a girl and two guys) called me over. the girl goes nuts and starts screaming about how nice my ass is and tells me shell tip me if i shake it. so i bend over, drop to the ground and get up really slow and then i shake it a little. lets just say she was ready to take me home! all in all it was a rockin good night until we found out that someone who had started a tab decided to sneak out without paying so there went almost all of my tips and quite a bit of the other girls to because we had split his orders between us. i also found out what we get to do at close, the biggest being that we have to clean down the mirror, floor and pole. so i do the mirror and the staff is getting a view of my ass and enjoying every minute of it, and making comments (partially i assume because they knew i was shy) and then i get down and do the floor and theye can see down my top (wich they liked more than my ass) and the dj about lost it! so then the fun part comes, the girl who was training me told me i really only had to do the lower part of the pole but by this time im in total freak mode so i run upstairs (its almost a two story pole with a cat walk type thing for entrances) and i walk the catwalk and decide that the best way to clean the pole is to wrap the rag around it and slide down, so i did! heheh that was so much fun! aside from the guy who didnt pay the night totally rawked! this is easily the funniest job ive ever had, and i KNOW i made a lasting impression.

edited to add: and i got pussy at the end of the night!!!

the drink you pervert!

[pharoh]

Lol congrats on the job, now about the pics of the maid outfit

[Gauge]

lol ive only been home since 3, i havent even slept yet!

[pharoh]

Bah thats no excuse

[Gauge]

perv!!!! you just wanna see my ass lol

[phee]

Callin Pharoh a Perv is kind of like calling the middle east "in a bit of trouble"

[Gauge]

[pharoh]

I am a T&A man through and through, but yet there is something about phee that drives me crazy.....mmmmmm guam

Anyways, I am not perv, I am a pro

[kellygrrrrrl]

yeah...we want pictures!!!! :grin

[Gauge]

i should be able to have pics by 11 (pm) probably. . .that is assuming i dont distract him to much

[Onyx]

I had a feeling you'd have a blast there!

Nothing like getting paid to do something that's fun anyway. Congratulations on the job.

[Gauge]

THANKS!!!

[LuluVox]

Aw, I'm glad you had fun. Not everyone would fit in so well, but it sounds like you had no problem, good for you.

[Gauge]

oh gods yea it rawked. and i was really suprised i felt so comfortable in the costume considering its pretty much a fancy bathing suit the only thing i had a problem with is theyre one size fits all and my boobs kept trying to pop out. . .any sugestions?!?!

[phee]

oh gods yea it rawked. and i was really suprised i felt so comfortable in the costume considering its pretty much a fancy bathing suit the only thing i had a problem with is theyre one size fits all and my boobs kept trying to pop out. . .any sugestions?!?!

Get Torn to hold them in for you?

[torn asunder]

Get Torn to hold them in for you?

YAAAARRRRR!! :pirate

i'd be havin' no trouble with that, me buxom beauty!!

[Gauge]

i wont object to that one bit

[creatureofthenyte]

yeah...we want pictures!!!! :grin

Yeah what Kelly said...

I 2nd that picture request!!!

[torn asunder]

ARRRRR!! i be votin' fer that meself!!

[Onyx]

oh gods yea it rawked. and i was really suprised i felt so comfortable in the costume considering its pretty much a fancy bathing suit the only thing i had a problem with is theyre one size fits all and my boobs kept trying to pop out. . .any sugestions?!?!

Sounds like you need a really tight underwire bra. Of course, in there likely nobody will mind if one pops out now and again.

[Gauge]

lol my only problem is that even really small things like walking with my arms by my side are pretty much impossible because they already have a small built in bra in it and its for a girl with Bs maybe and im a DD so the girls dont have much room to do anything but umm. . .show themselves hehe

[Msterbeau]

I volunteer to take photos of "the outfit"... with Gauge in it, of course. :-)

[Gauge]

hehe if only you lived just a liiiittle closer

[Head Wreck]

arr, i can acredit t' the fact you are a fine beuty.

just dont be around in that if Cap'n HW is in port, lest you be slung o'the shoulder and carried off

[pharoh]

lol my only problem is that even really small things like walking with my arms by my side are pretty much impossible because they already have a small built in bra in it and its for a girl with Bs maybe and im a DD so the girls dont have much room to do anything but umm. . .show themselves hehe

FREE MY PEOPLE!!!!!