What I Did At Work Today!

[littlepinkkitty]

So everyone has funny things that happen to them while they are at work. I work with seniors so there is always something funny going on!

So there is this guy that comes into where i work every day and gets dropped off by the smart bus. If they are even thirty seconds late he grabs my assisstants phone to yell at the fine ppl of smart bus. So this would'nt be so bad if he wouldnt get food all over the phone! Today he was covered in ketchup! At first we thought it was blood but it wasnt. He got ketchup all over my phone! It was so gross! He used to get chewd peanuts on the phone.

The locker room attendant told me he pooped on a treadmill today! My coworkers and i (who didnt have to clean it up) were laughing so hard! i feel a little bad fo this guy but i think he knows what hes doing.

so thats my story of the day i have many more to share...whats yours???????????

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Haha kitty. That was good.

I cant think of any funny work stories at the moment but there was this russian guy that didn't quite have the hang of the english language and when he would get upset with someone he would say "You are suck!!" which we always chuckled at. We started using it ourselves and when someone was screwing around or something we'd say "You are suck!" i still say it sometimes.

[Hellion]

:devil Nothing funny has happened yet,but in due time

I will be putting super glue on my machine handles,so the moron at work

will have a surprise comming,for messing up the equipment.LOL

I will watch when this happens,LOL

[Homicidalheathen]

Ew. Sorry, but my life is not so exciting. I can't top a freak pooing on a tread mill. And I am glad for that.

[Mzdeadlyspell]

Hmmmm lets see everyday is quite funny at my job...................But beinga coroner and all....................

lol

[Guest Game of Chance]

I opened a new account and did a $10 million trade with them!

Not so much funny, but exciting....

Oh, and I'm crushing my "manager" this month in sales.

I keep telling him that I'm going to take his job!

Now that would be funny...

[Onyx]

Hmmmm lets see everyday is quite funny at my job...................But beinga coroner and all....................

lol

Wait -- are you really a coroner?

[Homicidalheathen]

From listening to my kids.....there is no funnier job than working in the haunted house. Big tough guys crapping their pants because some tiny teen girl screams in their face....

People peeing themselves and running away....because you have fake blood on your face....

I think I am volunteering this year just to have a laugh.