Shortbread Buscuits

[Head Wreck]

pineapples surely are the king of fruit, but how about king of buiscuits?

i have been known to drink coffee on ocasion, i mean tea is all well and good but occasionally we all need a bit of rough in our life, a walk in the degenerate side of life, when in these moods theres nothing like dunkin buscuits in coffee whilst a porno is on, but the age old issue arises, you occassionaly stop to gawp for a period wondering how flexable must people be to pull of style 34, volume 8 in "that bit of the kharma sutra". if your in mid dunk your asking for half the buscuit to go MIA in the coffee (a walk on the side of life thats way to degenerate, enough to be put on the national tea offenders list)

SHORTBREAD BUSCUITS!

yes thats the answer, in our field experiments today we have discovered that the shortbread stick, the backbone of scotish confectionary, is the ultimate buiscuit on a balance of taste and coffee slop resistance (army ration "buscuits brown" beat them but thier no match for them in taste, infact british rtation buiscuts came last, thier simply god awful. like american MRE's but not nearly as bad, i'm never ordering grilled chicken with potatoes and gravy again, the chicken was reconstituted with fake grillmarks, the gravy was a thick brown jelly that didnt soften, and i didnt find potatoes, just orange bits the shape and size of large toe clippings (and occasionaly the sise of the pinky finger clippings, if you happen to be offered the stuff, get british rations, much more compact, 24 hrs worth of food with sundries in the space of half an MRE. and its good stuff like dumplings and propper gravy, not the brown awfull stuff in MREs, perhaps chocolate pudding for sweet? yes comfort food is what you want freezing your ass of on some god forsaken mountain dealing with the flatulence of others who are fed on american protien filled fart-fuel, mind you, avoid people eating british corned beef hash unless your doing NBC, mind you they wouldnt eat the stuff either all sealed up either, like a proverbial fart in a spacesuit, not fucking pleasant

[phee]

Too much time eh? worship hmm?

[kellygrrrrrl]

Yes I do...

I have tons of free time on my hands.

Neener neener.

[Paper Hearts]

Oh my god! I'm out of shortbread! Thanks for reminding me!

[Head Wreck]

... is the right answer.

2 points for paperhearts

[Paper Hearts]

... is the right answer.

2 points for paperhearts

I like trousers!

[BrassFusion]

They're called cookies, not buisciuots. Or however the heck you spelled "biscuits."

[Head Wreck]

cookies is baby talk, but you are quite correct at my spelling error

-1 point for questioning the pinapple blessed hadock god

[phee]

Moving.....

[BrassFusion]

What's a pinapple? Is it anything like a pineapple?

[phee]

What's a pinapple? Is it anything like a pineapple?

Pinapple is an ancient god of fertility and baked goods from indonesia I think...

[Paper Hearts]

This thread is a testament to how much more introspective regular tea drinkers are over coffee drinkers. Although a nice Turkish coffee is nice in the right situation, no bean juice swilling ruffian really compares favorably to someone who has a Prince of Wales and shortbreads on a table in front of them.

**Puts on a cardigan, lights a pipe and adjourns to the den to read Wordsworth by the fire.**

**Yes, I really wouldn't have Wordsworth very seriously.**

**Pornographic magazines, actually.**

[Rayne]

The pineapple is #1 ... Everybody knows that.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Apples without the pine are WAY better!

1 point for Kelly