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If You Could Be An Animal.....


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I used to think an eagle flying high over the smokies....but they get captured and even killed sometimes and have low numbers and possibly have it hard at times...

Or a horse running free, a panther in the jungle...

But now I am thinking a dog. I could eat almost whatever I want......poop allot.....lay around all day. Play and run around sniffing things...have sex here and there....

Get my head patted and belly rubbed.

Yup, I think a dog.

Even a wild dog would be good, they seem to have good survival skills.

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Is it at all necessary for me to directly answer this??!?!?!?!?! ;)

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In all reality, I'd love to be a cougar, roaming high in the mountains, and coming down to occasionally eat an unsuspecting human. Nummy nummy.

And I'd never get caught. And I'd make out with hot cougar males and have lots of cougar babies that I'd teach to eat humans and not get caught.

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Human.

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i be a fly. so i could be born eat shit buzz off and day in a very short period of time

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:devil

I'd rather be a hornet and go around stinging the hell out of anyone I did'nt like

or who just plain deserved it.LOl!!!

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A cat. :cat: I would be pampered greatly.

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I would be a turtle. That way I would always have my house with me.

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Great White Shark

*Salutes JAWS*

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duck billed platypus 'cuse they're so cool.

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A barnical

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Personally I think that is possibly the weirdest animal ever.

duck billed platypus 'cuse they're so cool.
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A Barnacle??..... :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

hmmm...I'd like to be a tiger!!

Beautiful creatures they are!

Or zebra? it's a toss up.

Now I'm confused.

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gold/silver/brass dragon!! :cool:jamin

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gold/silver/brass dragon!! :cool:jamin

*polymorph spell* "Woof wham you're a gold dragon" :sorcerer:

I shall remain the ever faithful crow - who couldn't love a being that travels in a murder?

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Maybe a suckerfish

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I am sure that would keep Rayne happy :ice:

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I am sure that would keep Rayne happy :ice:

*rimshot*

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One of my best friends in elementary and junior high, Matthew Pacer, wanted to be an eagle if he could pick one. He was always infactuated with them creatures. For me, thou, it would be a dragon. Dragon.jpg

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It's a toss up between a tree frog, or a house cat.

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i would remain human.

phee i bet would have a good time as a sea lamprey. making baby sea lampreys to suck on other fish would probably be a good life for that dude.

their are alot of animals that would be cool. like a praying mantis. or a very sexualy active bunny. in the chineese zodiac i'm the rooster.

but for all fiction i'd be humman an not change nothing

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Just curious, why a tree frog?

It's a toss up between a tree frog, or a house cat.
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oooo this is easy for me a black panther... no no no it's not a racist thing ok so don't even go there lmao... i love how sleek they are... gorgeous creatures. Only thing is I don't really like the idea of attacking and killing other cute animals so i'd be a pussy pussycat :cat: GRRRRR mew eh ... canadian black panther... if there is such a thing... lol

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They are just nifty little creatures. Not to mention they come in some awesome colors. And although none of you see, I like to wear bright colors.

They also can stick to shit and that would just be fun.

Just curious, why a tree frog?
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Sarcophillis Satanicus

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Sarcophillis Satanicus

That sounds like science

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