Dead squirrel

[bean]

There is a squirrel that hangs around the house that takes peanuts from my hand and sits on my foot sometimes. I would be sad if he died.

[Crazed Vampyress]

I am a firm believe in the idea that if you encounter anything dead at any time, this includes older relatives, you should definately poke it with a stick.

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Hahaha! I agree! My friend walked into this trailer once with a friend of his. the guy that his friend was going to see was his weed supplier... anyways they walked in, cuz thats what everyone did there, and they found the guy dead on the couch. looked like he passed out. when chris told me the FIRST thing that popped into my head was 'did ya poke him with a stick!??!?"

[Head Wreck]

he he he heh.

angle grinder

[Hellion]

:devil The ex's deserve dead things.

[Brenda Starrr]

Squirrel's ass hair make fabulous makeup brushes.

[soothsayer]

:devil The ex's deserve dead things.

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:laughing

Squirrel's ass hair make fabulous makeup brushes.

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:blink

Ass hair Brenda?

[Brenda Starrr]

:laughing

:blink

Ass hair Brenda?

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Yes.

There is a line of makeup brushes, called "Japonesque." They make some of these brushes out of squirrel.

[DarkVampire]

I guess that recycling in the world is still going strong. Why not use the hair from a squirrel corpse to make brushes from it? :erm

[Brenda Starrr]

They're actually REALLY good brushes. Extremely soft. I love them.

[CandyQuackenbush]

I would have it stuffed. It would be in some weird position, as if to hold something in his cute little dead paws. I would name him, and he would be a center piece at Thanksgiving.

[Rayne]

I would have it stuffed. It would be in some weird position, as if to hold something in his cute little dead paws. I would name him, and he would be a center piece at Thanksgiving.

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... You would too.

[CandyQuackenbush]

Oh hell yeah. "Peekie" is his name. Like I said on AIM.

I would need other tricks besides "Stay".

Great, now I want my own dead stuffed squrriel.

*coughs*birthdaymay7th*coughs*

[Rayne]

Oh hell yeah. "Peekie" is his name. Like I said on AIM.

I would need other tricks besides "Stay".

Great, now I want my own dead stuffed squrriel.

*coughs*birthdaymay7th*coughs*

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*mental note to put a shovel in my car to obtain a dead stuffed squirrel for Candy for her birthday*

[pharoh]

Dinner is serverd.

[LuluVox]

I have a picture somewhere of a squirrel I found out by my apartment years ago. For some reason my natural reaction was to scoop it up, put it on the ledge outside my door, cover its face in a little square of black fabric taken from one of my shirts, and put a little sprig of baby's breath in its paws. I think it was because my camera was new and I thought it'd make a good photo op. Nobody really thought it was as funny as I did. =D

[Scary Guy]

I have a picture somewhere of a squirrel I found out by my apartment years ago. For some reason my natural reaction was to scoop it up, put it on the ledge outside my door, cover its face in a little square of black fabric taken from one of my shirts, and put a little sprig of baby's breath in its paws. I think it was because my camera was new and I thought it'd make a good photo op. Nobody really thought it was as funny as I did. =D

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scan it

[DarkVampire]

I would have it stuffed. It would be in some weird position, as if to hold something in his cute little dead paws. I would name him, and he would be a center piece at Thanksgiving.

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LOL good one. :laughing

[CandyQuackenbush]

*mental note to put a shovel in my car to obtain a dead stuffed squirrel for Candy for her birthday*

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And thats freaking awesome. That would be the best thing ever.

[Head Wreck]

pfft everyone knows pineapples are the best gift ever

[CandyQuackenbush]

pfft everyone knows pineapples are the best gift ever

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Dude, I work in a floral shop, and I make gift baskets. So I can actually say yes to that. People always buy gift baskets with pineapples in it.

I still think that a Stuffed Dead Squerrel is better

[Head Wreck]

dammit. and i just thought it was a thing me and my friend do here to confuse the other guests at parties.

maybe stuffed animals are the new pineapple

[CandyQuackenbush]

dammit.  and i just thought it was a thing me and my friend do here to confuse the other guests at parties.

maybe stuffed animals are the new pineapple

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I'm thinkin'.....

[DarkVampire]

A new craze, stuff your pet when it dies. You can have Boxy sitting on your mantle forever.

[CandyQuackenbush]

A new craze, stuff your pet when it dies. You can have Boxy sitting on your mantle forever.

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Or, when you pet dies, have it stuffed with pineapples.

[DarkVampire]

:laughing