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I guess that recycling in the world is still going strong. Why not use the hair from a squirrel corpse to make brushes from it?  :erm

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Well you can't have squirrels running around with bald asses can we? So you have to wait till they croak. But not too long after. Then that's just icky.

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*BUMP* for the newbies

'cause I REALLY gotta know.

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a friend of mine used to do home taxidermy, or just take the tail and tan the little leather bit....

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awww... I hand feed the squirrels peanuts in my condo complex, so I'd HAVE to give them a proper funeral!

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awww... I hand feed the squirrels peanuts in my condo complex, so I'd HAVE to give them a proper funeral!

I've got the car for that.

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I've got the car for that.

::sticks tounge out at you::

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I have been known to put a dead squirrell i in the back of someone's work truck on several occassions at work. As funny as it is, I should know better by know what with the prank war which usually ensues.

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I'd have a little funeral for the dood, so long as it wasn't gross gross and in the road or something. I do the same thing whenever my cat gets a bird and Raven doesn't quite get it. He'll always say "well if you're so broken up whenever Gitzie gets an animal, why do you continue to let her out" My reasoning is that it is nature, the cat is supposed to catch the birds, it's in her being. That doesn't, however imply that I can't mourn for the lost and give them a respectful funeral, I try to watch her and make sure she doesn't catch any but it doesn't work all the time. Kittehs will be kittehs, and with that they should still be let outside :)

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Ya know, I really don't feel any pity for squirrels.

I can't tell you how many times they have stupidly run out in front of my truck while I'm rollin down the road.

I think that if they are that brave and stupid to do that, then if they end up under my tires, they had it coming.

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I was driving down the road yesterday and saw a flock of geese crossing.

I slowed down, because I like my car.

At least they're not lemmings.

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Ya know, I really don't feel any pity for squirrels.

I can't tell you how many times they have stupidly run out in front of my truck while I'm rollin down the road.

I think that if they are that brave and stupid to do that, then if they end up under my tires, they had it coming.

I once read up on the subject. And some expert said that the thing with squirrels is, they aren't wired to realize the concept of something that big, that fast, that far away being able to be upon it that quickly.

Stupid? I guess you could call it that. But mostly, it's just a matter of thought capacity/ability.

I sometimes describe my bunny's thought process as some/none. It's not, "I had food in front of me and it was taken way." It's just either "some" or "none".

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Ya know, last fall I hit a squirrel with my car .... and I DIDN'T pick it up for Candy and have it stuffed. It was only a block from my house too ... oh wait, then I think it was me, hit one backing out of my driveway ... I had to go get Phee to move it with a shovel because I didn't want blood on my car.

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Ya know, last fall I hit a squirrel with my car .... and I DIDN'T pick it up for Candy and have it stuffed. It was only a block from my house too ... oh wait, then I think it was me, hit one backing out of my driveway ... I had to go get Phee to move it with a shovel because I didn't want blood on my car.

You go girl!

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Squirrels are like stray cats around here ... they are EVERWHERE. And they will run right out in front of your car, they don't care.

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Oh I believe ya. I think squirrels have more guts then brains, but then again looking at the size of their heads, their brains can't be all that big, which could explain their nutty actions.

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I said that I would leave it on my ex's doorstep...which I probably REALLY would do if the situation presented itself and I wouldnt get caught.

In all actuality though, I would give it a proper funeral cuz thats just the way that I am

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I still want a dead squirrel table topper.....

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I still want a dead squirrel table topper.....

...when's your birthday...?

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hahahaha, place it in my ex's mailbox after i leave it soaking in a gallon of milk in the sun for a week.

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Posted

mmm road kill soup.

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i'd leave it be, i dont need any angry rodent ghosts haunting my ass! whom ever iced his little furry ass would more then likely unhappy soon after with all the nuts turning up in strange places and all

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