Rambo Hides Heroin In Rectal Region! (no Joke)

[Morbid Side]

I heard this on the way to work that some guy in Boston whose first and last name I didn't catch, but goes under the name of "Rambo" stuffed 95 small pastic bags of heroin up his ass attempting to hide the drugs from the police. Imagine how much it hurts right now.

[Paper Hearts]

They drew first blood, not me!

[phee]

Was one of the cops Brian Dennehy?

[Homicidalheathen]

That is so stuipid. What if one of the baggies burst?

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

the only thing I dont understand is how big were the bags and how did they all fit??

[Onyx]

I heard this on the way to work that some guy in Boston whose first and last name I didn't catch, but goes under the name of "Rambo" stuffed 95 small pastic bags of heroin up his ass attempting to hide the drugs from the police. Imagine how much it hurts right now.

I'd really hate to be the one who had to count all 95 of those bags! eewwwww

[Hellion]

SHIT HAPPENS

[phee]

I am surprised the "Rectum damn near killed him" thing hasn't been said.... I guess I just said it...

[creatureofthenyte]

Yeah feed that douche bag some exlax!!! LOL

[DarkChylde]

Oh trust me, it was not easy having all those baggy's up my rectum. Whoever's the bastard ratted me out hes getting retaliated. *being sarcastic*.

Whoever this fucker is sure gave me a bad name now.

[Hellion]

Not to stray from the thread topic,that is why I changed my DGN name.cause there are two places

in Macomb Co that have the Crank name,let alone a movie and the lead vocalist of American Head Charge

also goes by the name of crank,

Back to the subject,this heroin idiot might wanna invest in some

Preparation H,cause he will be one sore ass motherfuckerLOL!!

[Soulrev]

the only thing I dont understand is how big were the bags and how did they all fit??

They were probably dime bags I'm sure you could put 95 of them in a condom and .. well, do that...

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

It's a rather common way to smuggle the stuff.

[cptdeath]

Not to stray from the thread topic,that is why I changed my DGN name.cause there are two places

in Macomb Co that have the Crank name,let alone a movie and the lead vocalist of American Head Charge

also goes by the name of crank,

Back to the subject,this heroin idiot might wanna invest in some

Preparation H,cause he will be one sore ass motherfuckerLOL!!

crank ( is crystal meth)

[Vampyro]

It's a rather common way to smuggle the stuff.

THAT is one of the biggest reasons why I don't do hard stuff. I don't want to consume anything that's been up some stranger's ass, whether it's protected in a condom or not, and that aint limited to just a stranger's ass, any ass at all, fuck that... The asshole is the grossest thing on a human body to me.. it just don't look right....

[pomba gira]

That is so stuipid. What if one of the baggies burst?

You use balloons... the little ones they sell for kids' parties or water balloons... pack 'em each about fingertip size & double bag 'em. Shouldn't burst under normal circumstances.

Of course if they do, you're pretty well fucked.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Oh trust me, it was not easy having all those baggy's up my rectum. Whoever's the bastard ratted me out hes getting retaliated. *being sarcastic*.

Whoever this fucker is sure gave me a bad name now.

I think the jig's up Rambo...just give in admit it and start handing it out to your freinds...I need a little "pick me up"