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i'd turn my 38 longs into 38 d's. was that tmi?

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Remove brain.... place brain in more functional body that doesn't get cold so easily and loose circulation in legs. I'd be cool with that.

Or, I like BF's idea- I wanna penis for a day! Or a detachable penis.

Realistically, Lipo- arms, thighs, calves, tummy, and back (must kill love handles), Removal of any excess skin left from lipo. I'll take a tooth whitening, skin bleaching, and finally adjust the ears closer to my head and elf tips.

You guys had cool ideas.

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:thumbup::queen::flower::heart::animier:

You bet your cute asses I would do it!!! I want my guts sucked out man. I am just sick of it being so heavy. The rest is bought and paid for so I'm proud of that.

I just can NOT do any exercises that will effect my damned stomach and won't hurt me elsewhere to do my piece of crap for a body model.

BUT as I said the rest is all mine and I know I love it and it's :heart: by someon else as well.

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I would have EVERYTHING done. Everything. Nothing left that nature gave me. I only want parts designed by popular culture and perfected by science.

I'm just too wussy and cheap.

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I don't know where we got this idea that a flat abdomen is "normal" or even achievable for the average woman... but we need to get over it right fucking now.

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I don't want a perfectly flat abdomen. I want one that doesn't hang.

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mine used to be perfectly flat. completely flat. no fat/folding over/bulge nothing. even when i sat down... until i had kids ;)

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I'm sorry if I sounded a little sharp there... I'd just finished looking for something in a Vicky's catalogue... always really disturbing for me.

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teeth mended for good (possibly replace front two upper incisirs with bolt ins)

a few ribs reset properly

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I'm sorry if I sounded a little sharp there... I'd just finished looking for something in a Vicky's catalogue... always really disturbing for me.

me too. i can't look at stuff like that sometimes. for me though it just makes me too sad sometimes.

a lot of women look too skinny to me now but some of them just look *perfect* and as much as i don't want to be perfect, i'd like to be a little better for sure. :laugh:

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I just want to feed those bitches a sammich.

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Interesting factoid #1: The typical runway model is 23% below recommended body weight for her height

Itneresting factoid #2: At 25% below recommended body weight, the Red Cross considers a person "malnourished" and when disasters strike and the population begins to reach the point of malnourishment, the Red Cross intervenes and distributes emergency food relief.

Interesting outcome: Wouldn't it be great if behind the scenes at a Gucci show they stopped serving champagne and heroin and instead there were relief workers handing out bags of rice?

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I just want to feed those bitches a sammich.

some of them look beyond where a sammich would help... like they're ready for a feeding tube.

there is one very young girl who's been all over the last several VS catalogues... then there are a few older models who look just straight horrible... I can't imagine what they look like w/out the camera weight. I kept thinking, if this little girl were my daughter I'd be terrified she would end up like these other models... prolly make a big scene dragging her out of her next shoot.

You can tell I get way too involved in these little mental scenarios...

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I don't know how men can um 'bang' women that frail......I would be afraid she would break. Malnourishment leads to osteoperosis after all.....

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If i could Do one thing, well i would ideally want 2, but i would instead of Penis Enlargement, i get it removed, fashioned into what you women call a "Vagina" and some boobs to go with it.

I may be a guy on teh outside, but that sure as hell isnt how i feel inside. thats for sure.

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I would want to be adjusted to being a size 16/18 pant size is all. I really do like my butt and wouldn't touch the natural one I have at all!

I wish I could get my sibs tits reduced poor thing. They are just awful and I'm not joking. They hurt her and make her look much fatter than she really is. She's actually smaller than me and I get more dates...wtf is that about?

Evne when I was almost 300 pounds...I got dates and she's not that large but no dates for the longest time. We'd get get exchangeable parts done or removed since we trust each others innerds...hoeever we don't want anything added so I guess that's out isnt it?

LOL

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What the hell is f.u.p.a????????????????? :erm

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If i could Do one thing, well i would ideally want 2, but i would instead of Penis Enlargement, i get it removed, fashioned into what you women call a "Vagina" and some boobs to go with it.

I may be a guy on teh outside, but that sure as hell isnt how i feel inside. thats for sure.

How do you know what being a woman feels like? ;) maybe it feels the same as being a man.

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I'm definitly getting a tummy tuck next year... since I lost alot of weight in such a short time from my surgery, it is much needed.

While I get that done I might go ahead and get breast implants, dunno yet.

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Hmmmm. NOOOOPE! Seen botched penis enhancement surgery pics when I took psy 3080. I'll do crunches, run and lift weights to improve myself.

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I think all cosmetic surgery is a sin against god. God made you that fucking ugly, deal with it.

Sorry...that's my "if I were a Christian" response.

Seriously... I'm not much into plastic surgery though I can't say shit about body augmentation I guess since I've got tattoos.

I've jst never been real big on people gettin chopped up to look different. I think if I were that shallow, I'd prolly get some work done..but I'm a Taurus and it just seems like I'm exactly how I'm supposed to be.

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What the hell is f.u.p.a????????????????? :erm

Fat

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Pussy

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Fat

Upper

Pussy

Area

Don't you mean pelvic instead of pussy :p

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Don't you mean pelvic instead of pussy :p

No.

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I think all cosmetic surgery is a sin against god. God made you that fucking ugly, deal with it.

Sorry...that's my "if I were a Christian" response.

Seriously, you have no clue dude.

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