I'm Going To Be In A Short Film!

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm going to be in a short film, created by documentary maker Jeff Dugan, who has decided to do something different. And it could lead to other things, if I play my cards right. I acted in school. I was also in HBO's "The Corner."

I was just asked today. I said yes. I mean, why not?! I'll be playing the murderous, conniving, flower-arranging sister to none other than 98 Rock's Sara Fleischer's character! Sara is the Queen of Rock and Roll here in Baltimore. I've been practicing my lines so that I'll be ready on Saturday. The creator of the short saw me at work and liked my look, thinking that I would make a sinister sister. It could end up at a few film festivals. He's shooting for it to make it to Sundance.

How fucking cool is this shit??

[Paper Hearts]

I only watch films with lots of tits. But I'm happy for you.

[Brenda Starrr]

Sorry, Paul. I have no tits for you.

[BillyDeath]

Let me know how it goes.... and if you make the cut, let me know how I can get to watch it.

[Brenda Starrr]

I will. Thanks, Billy!

[Paper Hearts]

Nobody loves me.

[Brenda Starrr]

You know I love you in that platonic, let's-be-friends kind of way.

[Msterbeau]

Sorry, Paul. I have no tits for you.

Yes... but you do have tits. :-)

Sounds like the part you're playing is familiar territory for you..

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes... but you do have tits. :-)

Sounds like the part you're playing is familiar territory for you..

Suck an egg, Marc!

[Msterbeau]

Suck an egg, Marc!

I'd rather suck a tit.

[Brenda Starrr]

This is about my acting in a movie. Not your need to suck anything.

Back to the thread.

[Paper Hearts]

Back to the thread.

This topic is not about thread, it's about tits and movies.

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm going to be in a short film, created by documentary maker Jeff Dugan, who has decided to do something different. And it could lead to other things, if I play my cards right. I acted in school. I was also in HBO's "The Corner."

I was just asked today. I said yes. I mean, why not?! I'll be playing the murderous, conniving, flower-arranging sister to none other than 98 Rock's Sara Fleischer's character! Sara is the Queen of Rock and Roll here in Baltimore. I've been practicing my lines so that I'll be ready on Saturday. The creator of the short saw me at work and liked my look, thinking that I would make a sinister sister. It could end up at a few film festivals. He's shooting for it to make it to Sundance.

How fucking cool is this shit??

It's about this.

[torn asunder]

I'm Going To Be In A Short Film!

wow, how rude! i didn't think they would hire actors solely based on how short they are!?!?

:fear

[Onyx]

Very cool! Sounds like a really interesting project also.

[paradox]

I'm going to be in a short film,

well, at least ya fit the bill...

seriously, thats cool. congrats. remember me when you are rich and famous.

[JaneDead]

yay brenda! i'd watch it, tits or not

[Msterbeau]

yay brenda! i'd watch it, tits or not

Absolutely. :peanutbutterjellytime

[Der Nister]

This topic is not about thread, it's about tits and movies.

I'm all for tits be they in film or real life. What was the topic again???

Oh yea -congrats Brenda !!!

[Brenda Starrr]

wow, how rude! i didn't think they would hire actors solely based on how short they are!?!?

:fear

Smartass!

well, at least ya fit the bill...

seriously, thats cool. congrats. remember me when you are rich and famous.

It's not MY fault that you're 9ft tall!

yay brenda! i'd watch it, tits or not

That's cuz you're my friend!

Absolutely. :peanutbutterjellytime

Then I won't throw fruitcake at your head for one day.

I'm so excited. This guy has been doing documentaries for several years. His docs have been all over television. I was surprised that he wanted me to do this. He was telling me that he wants to get it to Sundance.

SUNDANCE?? Holy shit!

And I could go!!

[Msterbeau]

I would go to Sundance once. It would be great!

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you think there are cows to tip?

[Msterbeau]

Do you think there are cows to tip?

No. But we could tip stars. I hear most of them are unbalanced, unlike us.

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah. Lord knows I'M balanced.....

LOL

[Msterbeau]

Yeah. Lord knows I'M balanced.....

LOL

Yes. your tits are symmetrical.