Christmas Songs Everywhere You Go

[BillyDeath]

Just wait, guys - from the day of Thanxgiving to the end of the day of New Years eve - every store you end up going to they will be playing these damn Christmas Caroling songs. From every store, resturant, and gas station. And we will also have all the statues with santa hat's on. You know what dives me nut's, the most? Charlie Brown Christmas.

[Hellion]

"Deck The Halls With Canabis

Fa La La La La La

La La La La"

[Dubh Aingeal]

(Parody of My Favorite Things)

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'

Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten

Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string

These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub

Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub

Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather

With tight little tushes

Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes

Silver stretch limos that come when I ring

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's

Jingle Hell's Bells

HO HO HO

[kellygrrrrrl]

I dread the holidays this year.

bah gumbug

merry poopmas

*pouts*

[HipsterDufus]

I think the music is just there to constantly reinforce the guilt trip that, if you don't spend tons of money on your friends and family, you're a bad person. I mean, does anyone really still like any of this music after they've heard it for the 3,000,000th time?

[torn asunder]

fuck x-mas!! nobody's gettin' a fucken thing!! :doh

(seriously, nobody's gettin a thing...)

[TygerLili]

Yeah, the music stinks. Not to mention the crowds, the whining, sniffling kids, the overzealous sales people, having to park about a mile away from wherever you go, and the fact that places always seem to jack the heat up to 100 degrees. Meh!

[sass_in_the_pants]

As long as they play the Pogues Christmas song...I could listen to that all damn day.

And the one by George Michael..."Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"

And the Bare Naked ladies/Sarah McLaughlin song. YEAH!

[Steven]

I dread the holidays this year.

bah gumbug

merry poopmas

*pouts*

Ahhhh don't do that, Love!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

actually... I love X-mas music.

[HipsterDufus]

Well, to each their own, but does anyone actually like those childrens' choir Christmas songs? The sound of children singing... kinda makes me homicidal

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

only if my kids are in the choir

[HipsterDufus]

Good call. I used to love actually singing the Christmas songs when I was in choir (high school), but we always picked slightly more obsure/complex songs to sing and they were just a lot of fun to try and get right. Plus the audience tended to get into them more, because they knew the songs.

[Vampyro]

The weather sucks, it's a sucky time of year, the music sucks, everything is overpriced and under quallity, and idiots tend to cause the most road accidents during this time of year... I really think christmas is just cursed here in america... What really sucks though is I've not got any family or any friends around to spend christmas with, that and thanksgiving... who says blood runs thicker than water? Yeah, they took their stupid pills....

oh yeah and Santa is a fat bitch

[BillyDeath]

Come on.... Let's hear some more complains.

[Hellion]

You forgot to mention OPEC will make sure to raise gas prices around this time,just to piss off people even more.

[Klaus]

Tis xmas time of the year. xmas here xmas there. i celebrate xmas, but wheres the love for the Hanukkahs and Kwanzaas? NOWHERE thats where

NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THOSE HOLIDAYS!!!!

I vote that we all just... destroy every recording of Xmas songs everywhere, and then we should be okay.

[Reaper]

I have been enjoying this Christmas season. Its been a great year for me so I have went all out this time around. Bought a real Xmas tree for the first time in my own home, some Xmas lights outside, and even bought my mom a computer for her gift. So naturally with the holiday spirit I have been listening to Xmas music often as well. Its only one month out of a year you know.

[Brenda Starrr]

For once, I'm enjoying it too. Yeah, I think they play the holiday music a BIT too early. But I work in retail, and probably won't notice if I didn't. But I have a LOT to look forward to this year. I'm more excited than ever.

[AntiHero]

Hmmmm. Conflicted about the holiday season. Kinda like the season because I can take a walk on a snowy night. Also I kind of like Holly Jolly Christmas, because whenever I hear it on the radio I get this desire to get stock footage of riot-like behavior at retail stores, or home movies in which family members start brawling and make some bizarre montage.

I have a love-hate thing going on with this time of year.

[torn asunder]

I have a love-hate thing going on with this time of year.

yeah, i love hating this time of year too!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Christmaaaaas is the time to say I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu............

[Hellion]

At least I am working this time,other than that,xmas music blows,unless Trans Siberian Orchestra is playing it,thats the only way I can listen to it.

[torn asunder]

dudes... twisted sister just came out with a x-mas album!?!?

that's it... the world has offically gone nuts!! :doh

A-Twisted-Christmas - Reviewed

buy it now!?!?

[Steven]

I love X mas music....