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So I come home and there are these two huge tubs of frozen cookie dough. I have no idea where they came from but ya know what?

Its my fridge so its up for grabs if ya ask me.

Cookie dough for breakfast anyone?

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my mom visited for Thanksgiving and left an enormously large tub of what may have been chicken n noodles in my fridge. I'm actually afraid sometimes to throw food away for fear that as it's draining into the garbage it might try to run away.

Ever left any food in the fridge an extra long time cuz you were afraid to touch it for fear it might get up, walk out, get a lawyer and sue you?

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I have two containers of night crawlers in the drawer of my fridge... I went fishing last.. about 4 months ago... oddly.. they are still alive. It's a waiting game now as I have no place to put them.

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I have two containers of night crawlers in the drawer of my fridge... I went fishing last.. about 4 months ago... oddly.. they are still alive. It's a waiting game now as I have no place to put them.

Dude.....that was me before the cold hit, thats funny shit

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Did you know that ham will liquify if left long enough?

:laugh:

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Did you know that ham will liquify if left long enough?

:laugh:

:ralph

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Ok Sherlock Holmes has been at work and come up with Nothing. Twin number one comes home. She has no idea where the cookie dough tubs came from either. And she was in the fridge at 11pm. I found them at 3am. Twin number 2 did not work or go out yesturday so she didn't bring them home, the 'ol man didn't go anywhere either....

:sorcerer:

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aliens put it there.

and now for a daft sudgestion. phee put it there to make room for more cheese balls

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Yup. Its gotta be the cheesey poofs. :happydance

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nooo balls of brie

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Ah ha! There IS a cookie dough farie! And its name is: Jay. My stepson stopped by last night after most of us were asleep and dropped it off. Heehee.

Mystery solved.

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Isnt it usually better to figure out where mystery food came from before eating it?

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I make an exception for cookie dough. I have a weakness.

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Did you eat the cookie dough...raw? You didn't even bake cookies? At least baking them sometimes kills any extra germs..

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I baked two batches and ate it raw.

I love raw dough though...even bisquit dough.

I heard a strange story when I was a kid about a dog that ate a whole batch of raw dough and died cause its tummy blew up. I wonder if its true....yeast.....the heat from the body.....I think it could happen.

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Lets see.

The cheese needs a shaving

The milk can be sliced with a knife

Some container with something in it that moved to the

other side of the self on its own

Asphalt type peanut butter

Mystery surprise in a poor mans tupparware container(COOLWhip container)

and the list goes on,

By the way this is not my refrigerator its my neighbor's

my refrigerator has no food in it to get spoiled,LOL!!

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My poor Fridge contains a Caramel Apple Cheesecake, Brownies (sorry people, their not "Special") Fermented Apple cider, Ruby red (which i hate so itll sit in there for a while) a defrosting Pork Loin for dinner tomorrow. anyone wanna come out? its alot of meat all by myself. umm theres some bread, some turkey that needs to go bibi i drank the milk Sprite, and some Tequila, as well as random other condiments and cheeses.

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Fuck yea it's up for grabs! that and I LOVE cookie dough! LOL

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makes me want to cover myself in cookie dough....LOL

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I've got a 44 oz cup full of pickle juice in the fridge. It's been in there for a few months now. I got it from Burger King where my g/f works with the intention of drinking it to clean me out for a drug test. But I didn't need it. And yes if you drink 44oz of pickle juice a day before a drug test you will pass. It's the vinegar that does the trick.

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Great Ideal Soulrev, How many times have you tested it?

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by the way,this ain't my house

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