Would You Be My Girlfriend?

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

Do you want be my girlfriend vote..just for kicks.

-CatsEye

[Marblez]

Sorry hun, married.

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

Sorry hun, married.

LOL..Marblez..that was cute. I know if you wen't been diffrent story..maybe.

But, still love ya my friend.

-CatsEye

[BrassFusion]

Who would want to be the girlfriend of someone who wants any old girlfriend so desperately that he'd make a poll about it?

Also, if you were a girl, would YOU be your girlfriend?

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

Who would want to be the girlfriend of someone who wants any old girlfriend so desperately that he'd make a poll about it?

Also, if you were a girl, would YOU be your girlfriend?

I was just doing the pull for kicks and just couriousty. Kind fused by that one..Brassfusion...the question your asking me about that one.

-CatsEye

[Marblez]

I can relate to this question. A former BF once told me that there were numerous DGN'ers that were interested in me at the time, that they had told him so. Of course, he wouldn't tell me who they were...but it would have been nice to know that they were out there.

[Head Wreck]

i confess. i am interested in catseyes wallpaper, everytime i see it with my telephoto lense i cant help but satisy the urge to make peanutbutter and chicken sandwitches and wash it down with turpentine and absinthe

[LuluVox]

I can relate to this question. A former BF once told me that there were numerous DGN'ers that were interested in me at the time, that they had told him so. Of course, he wouldn't tell me who they were...but it would have been nice to know that they were out there.

Hah, same here.

Oh, and to stay on topic: no.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I'm taken sorry sweets

[Steven]

I can relate to this question. A former BF once told me that there were numerous DGN'ers that were interested in me at the time, that they had told him so. Of course, he wouldn't tell me who they were...but it would have been nice to know that they were out there.

they shoulda pursued you then no?

Hats off to Dave.

[bean]

No. I'm dating someone that I'm madly in love with and I plan on spending my life with him.

[Absinthe]

I make a great GF. I am sweet, and caring, have the right amount of bitch, go out of my way, not a gold digger, understanding, and romantic. Trouble is I am so damn busy....

I should start my own poll on why the last couple of guys I dated were stupid enough to break up with me.

[the eternal]

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You big tease, you!

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

I make a great GF. I am sweet, and caring, have the right amount of bitch, go out of my way, not a gold digger, understanding, and romantic. Trouble is I am so damn busy....

I should start my own poll on why the last couple of guys I dated were stupid enough to break up with me.

Jodi, I would be your boyfriend..I could handle ya'??

-CatsEye

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

I can relate to this question. A former BF once told me that there were numerous DGN'ers that were interested in me at the time, that they had told him so. Of course, he wouldn't tell me who they were...but it would have been nice to know that they were out there.

Yeah, I had crush on ya..I confess..but, now your getting married and having a child on the way..get's more techincal now.

-CatsEye

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

No. I'm dating someone that I'm madly in love with and I plan on spending my life with him.

Beanwater, you will always have special place in my heart always.

-CatsEye

[Marblez]

Yeah, I had crush on ya..I confess..but, now your getting married and having a child on the way..get's more techincal now.

-CatsEye

:blushing

[Absinthe]

Jodi, I would be your boyfriend..I could handle ya'??

-CatsEye

Awww....That is sweet! But first off ....the name is JoNi (haha).

I go by Jonez. Don't feel bad, I have an ex-boyfriend on this panel (who shall remain nameless) that didn't figure out my real name until after we had broken up. He thought Jonez was my real name.

I have learned many valuable lessons in dating that I will share. It took me over 10 years to get this right...and most of these lessons I have just recently learned.

1. Never make a hasty decision without getting to know someone first.

2. When you break up...for the love of God DO NOT remain friends with them. (My Ex's never want to go away!!! Trust me it's a problem.)

3. The problem with some of the "romantic" types is they are in love with the idea of being in love and not really with you. You are just another face in a sea of faces they can fall for at any minute, so if they seem to have men/women and male/female troubles on their mind all the time...chances are they are just obsessed with dating. Be leary to surrender your heart to these types. Personally, I'm looking for a "romantic" that is ready (REALLY READY!!) to be in a relationship. If that is what you are looking for and that person isn't and you are ok with that... then make the rules right off the bat.

4. Leave when you are cheated on the FIRST TIME.

5. No matter what a person may lack in self-asteem they should never lack in SELF WORTH. Do not settle for second hand treatment when you know you are a first rate person.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I voted maybe. Need to know how good u are at suckin cock first.

[Guest Megalicious]

I voted maybe. Need to know how good u are at suckin cock first.

Thats a good point, if you happen to have one.

[JaneDead]

If I was your girlfriend, would U remember

2 tell me all the things U forgot when I was your man?

Hey hey, when I was your man

If I was your best friend, would U let me

Take care of U and do all the things that only a best friend can?

Oh, only best friends can

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend, would U let me dress U

I mean, help U pick out your clothes before we go out?

Not that U're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about

If I was your one and only friend

Would U run 2 me if somebody hurt U even if that somebody was me? Yeah

(Even if that somebody was me?)

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be ... please!

If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend

Would U let me wash your hair?

Could I make U breakfast sometime?

Well then, could we just hang out

I mean, could we go 2 a movie and cry 2gether?

Cuz 2 me baby, that would be so fine (That would be so fine)

(If I was your girlfriend) {repeat in BG}

Baby, can I dress U

I mean, help U pick out your clothes before we go out?

Listen girl, I ain't sayin U're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about

(Shoo-do-do) {repeat in BG}

Sugar, do U know what I'm saying 2 U this evening?

Maybe U think I'm being a little self-centered

But I, I said I wanna be all of the things U are 2 me

Surely, surely U can see

(If I was your girlfriend) {repeat in BG}

Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room

Just because U wanna undress?

We don't have 2 make children 2 make love

And we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm

Your body's what I'm all about

Can I see it?

I'll show U

Why not?

U can do it because I'm your friend

I'd do it 4 U

Of course I'd undress in front of U

And when I'm naked, what shall I do?

How can I make U see that it's cool?

Can't U just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend, U could

Oh yeah, I think so

Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet

Would that get U off?

Tell me what will

If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me?

Would U let me see U naked then?

Would U let me give U a bath?

Would U let me tickle U so hard U'd laugh and laugh

And would U, would U let me kiss U there

U know, down there where it counts

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce

And then I'll hold U tight and hold U long

And 2gether we'll stare into silence

And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like

Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll.. we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try

[BrassFusion]

*adds a name to the ever-lengthening "smack the shit out of" list*

[Brenda Starrr]

I voted maybe. Need to know how good u are at suckin cock first.

I love Troy. Troy is the man.

[DarkChylde]

Unless if you can take it up the ass im not interested.

[Hellion]

Unless if you can take it up the ass im not interested.

With some Easy Cheese!! :devil