Would You Be Your Boyfriend?

[BrassFusion]

Yours is the choice of a new generation. Don't waste it.

[Msterbeau]

I went with the longest answer. :-)

[BrassFusion]

You sick bald fuck. Did you even read it, lol?

[Msterbeau]

You sick bald fuck. Did you even read it, lol?

Every one of them. At midnight, after a long day (and still working) they were making no sense to me at all. I chose an easy to deal with criteria for selecting one.

[JaneDead]

i went with the drugs. i would not date myself if i was a girl or a boy.

[Scary Guy]

My question is if I create a clone of myself and remove all the Y chromosomes then proceed to have a relationship with that clone is that incest or masturbation?

[BrassFusion]

It would almost definitely be incest, it would NOT be masturbation (experiences/nurture account for more personality than genetics).

[bean]

SHARE YOUR DRUGS DAMNIT!!

Seriously, I would so not date myself - I'd get jealous every time I checked out some hot chick/dude and bitch myself out, which would then lead to an argument and then I wouldn't talk to myself for several days.

:erm

[sass_in_the_pants]

I had to go with I would be my own girlfriend. All my lesbian friends say that I'd be great, so I'll have to believe them.

[Brenda Starrr]

I would date myself. I'm really good in bed.

[Steven]

I would date myself. I'm really good in bed.

exactly.

but I'd probably give myself a bigger weiner.

[JaneDead]

I would date myself. I'm really good in bed.

oh, for that reason alone maybe i WOULD date myself then

[Brenda Starrr]

exactly.

but I'd probably give myself a bigger weiner.

Oh, I have one. it's in a drawer, and uses triple-a batteries.

[Scary Guy]

It would almost definitely be incest, it would NOT be masturbation (experiences/nurture account for more personality than genetics).

What about with a wetwear link hookup like the BORG have?

Also believe me I've taken that into account, I'd have to pre-program her.

[pharoh]

I got buffalo bill in my head now.....would you fuck me? I'd fuck me....

:innocent

[saechalyn]

I would definitely date me. I rock.

[Steven]

Oh, I have one. it's in a drawer, and uses triple-a batteries.

thats alot of power. I can respect that.....

[Scary Guy]

Oh, I have one. it's in a drawer, and uses triple-a batteries.

At least it doesn't use D's.

Like Doctor Who says "It's bigger on the inside"

And yes I said that just to throw in that Dr. Who reference

[mallochai]

At least it doesn't use D's.

Like Doctor Who says "It's bigger on the inside"

And yes I said that just to throw in that Dr. Who reference

mMMM....hooray for slightly naughty doctor who references!

And on topic... I don't think I'd date myself for very long. I'd give it a go, do lots of fun things, but then I'd probably ditch myself because I have a lot of pent up anger and am too non-confrontational. Plus, I'd never be able to get myself to make a fucking decision about what we should do together.

[BrassFusion]

I'd never be able to get myself to make a fucking decision about what we should do together.

ooo, that's a problem i hadn't thought of... lol...

[mallochai]

ooo, that's a problem i hadn't thought of... lol...

There'd be a lot of waffling. "well, this would be fun, I think, but would the other me like it? if the other me doesn't like it, then it'll mean I won't like myself very much, because I'll be pissed that I made such a stupid decision. Then again, if we do this OTHER thing, then I won't be nearly as happy, and I'll be resentful with myself for dragging me along to do whatever I wanted, without a flipping care for what IIIII want. Oooooohhh....."

[Brenda Starrr]

All I know is that I won't do me and then fall asleep. I'll talk to me and bask in the afterglow and tell me what a hot lover I am.

[Der Nister]

I picked door number three - what did I win Monty?

[Medea]

Me and I would be a good couple I think, except that we're not very attracted to each other...

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Hrmm. Well i dont know how good at suckin cock i am, but im a fast learner. I like to cuddle and have cracked open the spine of a book in the last 10 years (a must). I am a good listener and a good talker so when im not practicing my cock suckin skills like, when im too sore from my 8 hour practice sessions, i'd have something to do. (resets jaw)

I vote yes.

...also i wouldnt call myself, and then once i realized there wasnt any ass in the works, find some lame reason to get off the phone... like "i have to go feed my cat". I have a mind damnit!! (might not be that big but i do have one!)