Would You Be Your Boyfriend?

[Steven]

All I know is that I won't do me and then fall asleep. I'll talk to me and bask in the afterglow and tell me what a hot lover I am.

I'd make myself a turkey sandwich and say nobody's ever done me as good as I just did me. Then i'd do me again

[kellygrrrrrl]

I'd SOoooo swoop me off my feet!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Oh and also, I wonder if i'd like having sex with me, and talking to me for hours on end, and work each other on our negative traits. Seems like i can never find that. Seems to be plenty 2 of the 3 ...but 3 of the 3 seems non-existant.

Maybe i should hook up with me. I wonder if im single.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, and I wouldn't "Dutch Oven" myself. That's mean.

[JaneDead]

Me and I would be a good couple I think, except that we're not very attracted to each other...

i think that would be my problem too

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Oh, and I wouldn't "Dutch Oven" myself. That's mean.

freak

i think that would be my problem too

Lies.

[Brenda Starrr]

So, I'm a freak if I don't do that? Or am I a freak if I do?

[Scary Guy]

There'd be a lot of waffling. "well, this would be fun, I think, but would the other me like it? if the other me doesn't like it, then it'll mean I won't like myself very much, because I'll be pissed that I made such a stupid decision. Then again, if we do this OTHER thing, then I won't be nearly as happy, and I'll be resentful with myself for dragging me along to do whatever I wanted, without a flipping care for what IIIII want. Oooooohhh....."

See I'd get stuck on an endless cycle of "what do you want to do" "I don't know what do you want to do" "whatever you want, I'm just here to make you happy" and I'd probably end up picking something out of a hat to solve the problem.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

So, I'm a freak if I don't do that? Or am I a freak if I do?

Your a freak for being... er a lil freak just by nature.

[Absinthe]

I would fuck me and then not call in the morning

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Got any spare drugs Erin?" Hahaha

[Brenda Starrr]

Your a freak for being... er a lil freak just by nature.

Pot? meet kettle. You know what you are.

[Klaus]

Fuck yes, i am HOT! no doubt about it!

[Guest Megalicious]

I'd fuck you Erin, just because of the fact that you are intelligent as hell. I really LOVE that in a person, hence why I vote I would so do you if I was into chicks (and if I was taken already!) I think a person with their own independent mind is the most attractive trait one can have.

And it doesn't hurt that your cute.

[BrassFusion]

Holy shit! *starts new poll*

[Steven]

I'd fuck you Erin, just because of the fact that you are intelligent as hell. I really LOVE that in a person, hence why I vote I would so do you if I was into chicks (and if I was taken already!) I think a person with their own independent mind is the most attractive trait one can have.

And it doesn't hurt that your cute.

I can vouch for this, she's cool.....

[the eternal]

I would date myself. I'm really good in bed.

That's exactly what I was thinking (about me )

[Troy Spiral (13)]

As much as I've tried to cultivate a desire for my own ass... just isn't working for me. Maybe i need help.

[know_buddy_kares]

I'd fuck myself, then not call again unless it was good.... so i'd be calling for sure.... but more seriously...

...about those drugs erin!!!!! GIMMEEE!!!!!

[BrassFusion]

k i'll shoot some meth up your ass for you next time i see you at rainbow room

[know_buddy_kares]

omg... how did you know i shoot meth in my ass at the rainbow room!!!!!

[BrassFusion]

call it a hunch