I Am Going To Reincarnate As A Man In My Next Life.

[Homicidalheathen]

I am on a diet. I gained a few lbs too many.

I hate men. No wait, I love men. Love to hate them? Uh dunno.

All I know is this. You seem to eat a ton. And never get fat! I hate you all!

My man is short...over 50.....3 square meals a day plus snacks and he never gains an oz.

I ordered pizza yesturday. Just looking at it made me gain a lb.

He ate half the fu*king entire pizza by himself! And he is not fat!!!

Oh I hate it hate it hate it!

Where does it all go I ask you?

When my weight is stable and I am healthy I am eating one good square meal a day.

Grrrr. And, I wanted another piece today but its gone.

double grrr.

[Onyx]

Hmm. I see a lot of pot bellied men walking around. My ex-husband got so huge he literally broke our chairs. I don't think he's going to live many more years if he doesn't do something about it.

I've gained a few pounds too but I am determined to lose it with mainly adding in more exercise and lifting weights to tone my body. I'm not going to overeat but damned if I'm going to starve either. To hell with that!

[pomba gira]

I sure see plenty of big fat slob men walking (or waddling) around. And there are two men in my immediate family with major health concerns due to their weight... my stepbrother is the only good match for the kidney my stepdad needs, but can't keep enough weight off to lower his blood pressure to a safe level for the donation.

personally I'm determined never to get obssessive about food/weight like so many women are... when I needed to lose weight I did it by changing the way I ate, not by turning every mouthful into a huge guilt freakout. I just can't see how that's healthy...

[Head Wreck]

us men do gain wieght, i balloned from 8 1/2 stone to 13 stone during university and now trying to get back to a reasonable wieght

[glc]

I weighed myself before I ate a whole pizza once, and then weighed myself again after, I was 1kg lighter! Sorry babe, that doesn't help does it!

[JaneDead]

you know what doesn't help? is hearing "stone" and "kg" when we are used to "pound" i looked up stone before but i forget how many pounds it is.

[pomba gira]

you know what doesn't help? is hearing "stone" and "kg" when we are used to "pound" i looked up stone before but i forget how many pounds it is.

1 stone =14 lb

I only remember 'cos when I was young I read every single James Herriot book and he used it a lot.

[glc]

Ha, ok... a kg is roughly 2lb

[Homicidalheathen]

I weighed myself before I ate a whole pizza once, and then weighed myself again after, I was 1kg lighter! Sorry babe, that doesn't help does it!

No it does not help. This is the kind of man I am talking about. My step son just turned 30 and oh poor baby.....he can't eat a whole pizza anymore, he is down to half a large pizza. I so do NOT feel sorry for him!

[Hellion]

I am going to reincarnate the pizza I just ate and cracker's into..

[Homicidalheathen]

Does that mean, your going to reincarnate as a pizza so women will 'eat' you? Munch munch. Time for lunch!

[BrassFusion]

jesus, hw, 8 1/2 stone = 119 lbs?? aren't you kinda tall??

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm going to reincarnate as a man just so that I can pee standing up, write my name in the snow, and beat it like it owes me money.

[Homicidalheathen]

But you can pee standing up. Pomba taught me that trick.....comes in handy.

[Scary Guy]

I eat like a pig and weight between 135-140 usually.

[RosyBlue]

I am on a diet. I gained a few lbs too many.

I hate men. No wait, I love men. Love to hate them? Uh dunno.

All I know is this. You seem to eat a ton. And never get fat! I hate you all!

My man is short...over 50.....3 square meals a day plus snacks and he never gains an oz.

I ordered pizza yesturday. Just looking at it made me gain a lb.

He ate half the fu*king entire pizza by himself! And he is not fat!!!

Oh I hate it hate it hate it!

Where does it all go I ask you?

When my weight is stable and I am healthy I am eating one good square meal a day.

Grrrr. And, I wanted another piece today but its gone.

double grrr.

Trust me... I feel your pain. You've seen Ben.

Us females just have alot going against us. Our bodies want to hold on to fat because we need more of it than guys.

[Homicidalheathen]

I eat like a pig and weight between 135-140 usually.

I hate you now.

[sass_in_the_pants]

My husband's like that...triple bacon cheeseburgers, fries, ice cream, he eats it all and hwi weight NEVER changes. Me? I've been on a diet since I was 12.

[torn asunder]

for those of you "dieting" - if you reduce your caloric intake too far, you will go into starvation mode, and not only will you gain more weight, it will be fat weight. the body is very efficient at what it does, and if it thinks that it might not see any food for a while, it will store all it can as fat deposits, in case the food runs out. if you want to lose fat (as opposed to muscle, which stokes your metabolism) you simply have to eat more...

read this...So you want to lose fat?, section #1. use the formulas to calculate how much you should be eating. if you're below 1500, (roughly) you're likely starving yourself...

oh, yeah, and then, you have to exercise, too!!

[BrassFusion]

Bleh. God. the only weight I've lost has been a direct result of exercise. Going into lazy mode halted my weight loss, even when I watched what i ate.

edit: hey ta i just checked out that link, why does the asshole post the BMR equation for men in standard and the one for women in metric? my rage over that inconvenience may be burning calories, so perhaps i shouldn't bitch.

[torn asunder]

Bleh. God. the only weight I've lost has been a direct result of exercise. Going into lazy mode halted my weight loss, even when I watched what i ate.

edit: hey ta i just checked out that link, why does the asshole post the BMR equation for men in standard and the one for women in metric? my rage over that inconvenience may be burning calories, so perhaps i shouldn't bitch.

dunno why, but here's the conversions...

pounds X 0.4535923699689 = kilograms

inches X 2.54 = centimeters

[BrassFusion]

thanks, i knew the conversions... it was just a huge pain in my ass to do that.

[Draco1958]

thanks, i knew the conversions... it was just a huge pain in my ass to do that.

Sounds like not enough lube.

OK, back under my rock.