Would You Fuck Me?

[BrassFusion]

Sorry for the do-over. Let the figurative fucking commence.

[pharoh]

Do I have to penetrate you to donkey punch you????

[phee]

Deja Vu all over again

[Steven]

I allready agreed that Erin was cool the first time (doesent mean I'd bone her though)

[Scary Guy]

Do I have to penetrate you to donkey punch you????

LOL

[the eternal]

Ok, so I have to say, I'm looking through the index and SG is the last poster, so I read:

Quizzes and Polls: Would you fuck me, Scary Guy?

What a great pickup line for City Club, "Would you fuck me, scary guy?"

So direct and to the point.

Anyway, BF:

For someone who prides herself on clarity, this thread confuses me.

You could either be asking:

A. if one of us would fuck you

B. if one of us would like to figuratively fuck you, but we never could in real life

or

C. if one of us would like to fuck ourselves

I personally get asked to go fuck myself all the time.

AND

I am usually obliged to do so.

Besides the pleasure involved, I respond well to suggestive reasoning.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go try the new prime rib sub from Quiznos.

I hear it's got double the meat and apparently that's the kind of thing "a girl like me" needs.

PS WTF position is Andy Warhol's Frankenstein????

[BrassFusion]

Ok, so I have to say, I'm looking through the index and SG is the last poster, so I read:

Quizzes and Polls: Would you fuck me, Scary Guy?

What a great pickup line for City Club, "Would you fuck me, scary guy?"

So direct and to the point.

Anyway, BF:

For someone who prides herself on clarity, this thread confuses me.

You could either be asking:

A. if one of us would fuck you

B. if one of us would like to figuratively fuck you, but we never could in real life

or

C. if one of us would like to fuck ourselves

I personally get asked to go fuck myself all the time.

AND

I am usually obliged to do so.

Besides the pleasure involved, I respond well to suggestive reasoning.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go try the new prime rib sub from Quiznos.

I hear it's got double the meat and apparently that's the kind of thing "a girl like me" needs.

PS WTF position is Andy Warhol's Frankenstein????

I'm pretty sure I meant, "In which manner would you fuck me if given the opportunity." I didn't include a negative answer, because the only people who would ever select it would be Floridians who were trying to vote Buchanan. I didn't want to confuse them.

As for Frankenstein... It's something about creating new orifices. That's all I wanna say.

[JaneDead]

i voted andy warhol though i had no idea what that was about

[LuluVox]

Balls, there's still no "no"!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I'm scared.

[saechalyn]

I'm scared.

Me too.

[Head Wreck]

me three

[JaneDead]

wusses. go for the donkey punch. gosh.

[BrassFusion]

not like it's that difficult

[DarkChylde]

I think we have found the right salution.

[Hellion]

I think we have found the right salution.

:devil :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil

OH MY!!!!!!!!!

[Steven]

i voted andy warhol though i had no idea what that was about

go watch his frankenstein movie......and consider the gall bladder....

[Medea]

Sorry... I read this and immediately thought:

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

*shiver*

[BrassFusion]

what's a salution? is that like a salutation with fewer syllables?

[DarkChylde]

I meant solution. Its just a type-o so get over it otherwise I'll make more for you.

[Homicidalheathen]

Someone enlighten me please. What is donkey punch.....oh WTF. I will go look it up on the net. I hope I learn a new trick.

And the rino's....hellarious.

[Homicidalheathen]

Well, in order to do this move... I would have to stick something in an orafice...and my dildo is kinda shy.

So no. I need a no option.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_punch

My dildo needs proper introduction and to be taken out for dinner first.....a little wine and candles.....

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

From wikipedia insert on 'Donkey Punch' and I quote:

"Dan Savage, the editor of the Seattle alt weekly The Stranger and author of the sex advice column Savage Love, has called it "a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys."[5]"

...

...

"a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys"

Erin, is there something you're not telling us?

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Yea, another thing...there is NO 'no'...so, in actuality you're forcing those who would like to say 'no' to say 'yes'. Couldn't that be constituted as 'rape'?

[Homicidalheathen]

ha ha ha!